Jurassic Park 4

JP1 = Awesome! even though it scared me as a child
JP2 = Really good, especially the first half of the movie
JP3 = WTF?! Was alright but somewhat a let down and shouldnt have been made
 
"Access main security program"
"Access man security grid"
"Access master program"
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"PLEASE!!!!"

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"PLEASE! GODAMMIT! I hate this hacker crap!"

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The only way the original could have been better is if it had stuck more closely to the book.
Especially regarding which characters survived.

The other 2 were just steaming piles.

I concur wholeheartedly.

The first film is very, very good. It's Spielberg at his best, so of course it's brilliant. The second and third are rubbish. The book of the second was pretty good, but the film was just rubbish by comparison.

Of course, the best bit of the whole franchise is the first book, which is excellent sci-fi. John Hammond is so much more deluded in the book - it's quite sinister in its own way.
 
IIRC he falls victim to those same little dinosaurs that kill one of the hunters who wanders off for a pee in JP2?!?

Yep. As I recall, the entire park has gone utterly to hell in a handbasket and he's sat in some little cabin somewhere thinking about how well the park could work. I think he slips down a slope and breaks his leg and they come and eat him.
 
The first one was fantastic, one of my favourite films when I was younger, always something amusing about a guy getting eaten by a t-rex whilst on the toilet :D
 
My opinion is.....They should have kept this to one film! The first one is amazing, at the time it was like nothing we had seen before but for me.....when that mobile phone started to ring inside the dinosaur I cringed.

They already went stupid on the films so this could maybe be a chance for them to fix mistakes and make another classic, cant hurt to try?
 
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