I've just thrown a washing machine at my wife.

Whirpool yourself together.

You're going on about this like it's the end of your relationship. She'll bounce back, if not, electrolux her, bury the body and run beco the heat is on to you.

Might want to change your name to Henry.
 
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Was your wife called Hatty?
 
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