Does your girlfriend or wife ever moan about you being on your PC ??

Sometimes but only if I'm on excessively:

Wife, "you on there again ####wible wible wible ###"
Me: "Ok let's strip off and go to bed?"
Wife, "ahh you're ok.. stay on there as long as you like, do you want anything from the kitchen?"

Winrar!!!
 
Not so much but their are occasion that I will go missing for a few days generally when I get a new game. Recently got in to X3 and luckily she went to se her mum for two weeks but now she is back I am finding it hard not to go and have a quick game.
 
i even had the "maybe you should marry your pc, cause that seems more important"

I find everyday garbage booring, and spend nutorious amount of time flicking through the same channels to find utter rubbish, unless there is a good movie on or im getting nookie i find myself going on the pc, but thats after iv'e fed and put the baby to bed.

i think the main issue is having the pc in the same room as the sitting room, as women find it annoying seeing the back of our head for hours. loool
 
dave1983 said:
unless there is a good movie on or im getting nookie i find myself going on the pc, but thats after iv'e fed and put the baby to bed.
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I'm going to take it than other than watching movies and bookie you do actually pay some attention to your woman? Because if not then no wonder she has issues with you spending time on the pc!
 
LordSplodge said:
I'm going to take it than other than watching movies and bookie you do actually pay some attention to your woman? Because if not then no wonder she has issues with you spending time on the pc!
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it's nookie not bookie :rolleyes: nookie = sex

when i ment watching movies, i meant with my wife. I pay a lot of attention to my wife, most of the time i wait till she falls asleep then "let the gaming begin"
 
Me and the gf don't live together yet so she can't moan when I'm on the computer player games / surfing the internet.

HOWEVER, when we do live together eventually I imagine my computer usage time will be reduced by a lot - not because I have to, but because I'd want to do stuff and spend time with her.
 
Ricochet J said:
Me and the gf don't live together yet so she can't moan when I'm on the computer player games / surfing the internet.

HOWEVER, when we do live together eventually I imagine my computer usage time will be reduced by a lot - not because I have to, but because I'd want to do stuff and spend time with her.
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you wont be saying that when your strapped to the sofa to watch "Soaps" your pc will be winking at you like mechinical boobs and you will want to touch it, and it will be saying "i dare ya".

every click of the mouse will be like an orgasm for the pc. :D
 
Yep but its mainly because she wants me to move out the way so she can play some games herself, lol.

I'm probably going to struggle to get any PC time soon, shes on about playing mass effect
 
LordSplodge said:
I could never, ever, date a woman who watches such drivel. I like a woman who is close to, matches or exceeds my intellect. Intellectual and stimulating conversation is much better than watching TV designed for mouth-breathers.
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I share your disdain for this hateful, pathetic waste of television and would honestly rather stare at a blank wall for an hour than ever watch it myself.

However luckily I appreciate that people are different and that a girl is not a 'mouth breather' just because she enjoys typically drossy female-aimed reality television shows.

What an incredible comment from somebody who is usually so measured in his responses.
 
dave1983 said:
you wont be saying that when your strapped to the sofa to watch "Soaps" your pc will be winking at you like mechinical boobs and you will want to touch it, and it will be saying "i dare ya".

every click of the mouse will be like an orgasm for the pc. :D
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This... League of Legends calls to me, yet im expected to watch eastenders.. The problem is a distinct lack of compromise.. i say i dont want to watch eastenders lets watch something we both like together but nope its eastenders or evil glares for the rest of the evening :D
 
No. The mrs spends at least 3 hours a day watching soaps, so if she moans, i just tell her to **** off. Women have a tendency to moan a lot. They even moan when having sex :D.

I've renamed my mrs Naomi. Spelt backwards, imoaN
 
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RobRX-7 said:
No. The mrs spends at least 3 hours a day watching soaps, so if she moans, i just tell her to **** off. Women have a tendency to moan a lot. They even moan when having sex :D.

I've renamed my mrs Naomi. Spelt backwards, imoaN
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sums it up perfectly,


[*]women moan cause we don't do the washing, then when we do they moan cause didn't do it to their requirement.

[*]Women say nothing when watching thei program, but when we watch a movie they either a) speak all the way through it b) mimic every word if they have seen the movie before, "look luv if i wanted a parrot i would have asked"

[*]They ask us to put the washing away, so eventually after playing our pc or watching movie we put the said washing away, but then moan that we didn't put away in the right drawer

[*]Women are like stalkers, and have to watch every move you do, so unless your sitting on the sofa expect the WIB (women investigation bureau), for example you need a toilet so you get up she asks "where you going" or what are you doing" so when you explain to them your taking a crap they then exhale "they didn't need to know that" then why the heck ask.

[*]This is a good old favourite, your playing you favourite pc game then your women then ask "how long are you going to be" how long is a peice of string.


Women gotta love them, honestly though takin the above in account i couldn't be without my wife
 
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