The wingman

Richie said:
I agree with the first part of this but not so much the second part but ONLY for 1 good reason - as far as I am concerned, your mate didn't really cheat. By the OP's description, he only kissed her until the OP managed to get the good looking girl and then he high-tailed it. IMHO this is different from him both wanting AND doing something whilst in a relationship i.e. there was no emotion involved in the action which most women relate to as cheating more than the physical actions.
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I agree, although I'm sure his girlfriend wouldn't, and she'd be the one that matters!

I could do with a wingman like that though. :p
 
Richie said:
I agree with the first part of this but not so much the second part but ONLY for 1 good reason - as far as I am concerned, your mate didn't really cheat. By the OP's description, he only kissed her until the OP managed to get the good looking girl and then he high-tailed it. IMHO this is different from him both wanting AND doing something whilst in a relationship i.e. there was no emotion involved in the action which most women relate to as cheating more than the physical actions.
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I think the OP might need your help if it ever comes to explaining that to the wingman's girlfriend...
 
Useless tbh. He didn't have to get off with her, He just had to keep her distracted and out of the way. Shame that he felt this was the only way of doing it :p

I've played wingman and I'm engaged.. I've managed to keep my dignity and help my mate a couple of times. Just got to keep the "pig" distracted and plied with drink etc.
 
ZG002 said:
Useless tbh. He didn't have to get off with her, He just had to keep her distracted and out of the way. Shame that he felt this was the only way of doing it :p

I've played wingman and I'm engaged.. I've managed to keep my dignity and help my mate a couple of times. Just got to keep the "pig" distracted and plied with drink etc.
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Tru dat. Take on a teasing approach, duck & dive for all you're worth - walk that fine line between keeping her occupied and not letting her get bored, at the same time not compromising your real relationship - by these signs, you shall know a quality wingman.

However, if the wingman is single, anything goes. Man Code article 11 clearly states that it is your sworn duty to jump on the grenade while your friend swoops in on the hot chick. That same article also explicitly states that if you were to go too far and end up mounting the beast, your friend is forbidden to ever speak of it. Ever. Even at your bachelor party.

Rules are there for a reason.
 
Love some of these replies :)

No Triceratops, I'm not gay :D

Just been texting her all morning on the way to work, looking good :cool:
 
piggeh said:
I agree, although I'm sure his girlfriend wouldn't, and she'd be the one that matters!

I could do with a wingman like that though. :p
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Vonhelmet said:
I think the OP might need your help if it ever comes to explaining that to the wingman's girlfriend...
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True but if she is fit then she might need a shoulder to cry on while I am "explaining" it :p ;)
 
Amy or Zoe?

Fair wingman I guess, I've done that in the past. Wingmanning is great fun but my favourite thing is just getting girls to buy me drinks, I'm amazingly good at it. My friends don't understand how I can do it but I'm always managing it. Just sheer bravado I guess.
 
Ahleckz said:
Amy or Zoe?

Fair wingman I guess, I've done that in the past. Wingmanning is great fun but my favourite thing is just getting girls to buy me drinks, I'm amazingly good at it. My friends don't understand how I can do it but I'm always managing it. Just sheer bravado I guess.
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Zoe :)
 
meh... i was the wingman when my cousin was down, hes a uni lad anyway we went into town, got chatin to some birds, ended up back at theres, i left to go home as im not one to do the dirty on the mrs, on the way home i text one of them to tell them to look after him, and she said they will as they love 3somes. anyway he did and i was ubber jealous. but loyal!...

he owes me a beer as i was the one who was harmlessly chatting to them while he was off thinking he could dance
 
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Ha Ha.... years ago me and my flatmate was out and I spotted a hottie on the dance floor in a club We both went over and started chatting, dancing etc....... after about 10 mins me & this hottie was doing the dance floor grinding :-) (Man i was wanting more lol)
any how my mate "Wing man" was gooseberry pretending to dance I sent him bar for my round of drinks for me, him & this Hottie! She said to me get a 4th drink for her mate she's around somewhere I said ok, My mate got a grin thinking another Hottie and would be a great night for us both :-) anyhow he came back with the drinks by this time I had already met this mate of her's...... No joke she must have been size 20, rolls of flab and I haddn't seen bingo wings like that before......lol no bother my mate just went OMG in his head like and thought nevermind and went wandering round the club looking to pull, Me and this hottie was getting very close and intimate, towards the end of the night I asked the danger question "fancy coming back to mine?" she said yea ok can her mate come too? will ya flatmate be there too as i think she likes him, Me not wanting to turn down a nite with this hottie said yea sure, all 3 of us jumped in a taxi, I text my mate to come meet us, he got in the taxi and looked at me with a face like thunder, he text me in the taxi this " If i take this tub of lard for the team then I would owe him big time" I nodded anyhow before he put his phone in his pocket this big girl jumped on him snogging his face off.... LOL
Any how I had the time of my life with this hottie...... We heard they did too with the sound of things.... came to 8 ish in the morning and my mate bailed on me sodded off to his mates sisters house on the corner and txt me get them out he aint coming back till she had gone..... Turned out she was a bit rouge and one broke his bid and two brused his back, arms & legs all over......LOL

NOW THAT IS A WING MAN - he took all that for me to get with this hottie :-) I have yet to return the favour..... LOL
 
ZG002 said:
Useless tbh. He didn't have to get off with her, He just had to keep her distracted and out of the way. Shame that he felt this was the only way of doing it :p

I've played wingman and I'm engaged.. I've managed to keep my dignity and help my mate a couple of times. Just got to keep the "pig" distracted and plied with drink etc.
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In my defence, she started on me, not the other way around.

And as said, once Ryan was safe, I was outta there!
 
Raymond Lin said:
I guess she didn't come over then....as you are online Shayper :p

edit - did you mean next sunday night?
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She lives in Kings Lynn, I live in Norwich, she was meant to be staying round a mate's in Norwich tonight (which meant she would have been able to come over) but her dad picked her up too early :(. Ah well :)
 
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