Morons.

Best example of this was a recent party I was at.

All had a few drinks, this girl was sober (mid 20's). Guy was drinking with us from Lithuania, she comes out with "What do lithuanians believe in?". We all look at her bemused to which she follows with "It's a religion no?".

Laughter ensued.
 
Ok guys, here is a big one. Prepare yourselves so you don't hurt yourself OMGing at the horrid stupidity of this Republicans against science.

US politics are completely screwed. On one hand you have the Pro Life Creationist mumbo jumbos, and on the other hand you have the Lamocrats that gain votes by going 'Hee Haw, lookie at those dumb Weepublikans! You should vote for us cos we aint thickos like them'.

But the Lamocrats are just as terrible at politics as the Weepublikans are!
 
A friend who just so happens to be female, not that the sex of said person has anything to do with mental capability, from scotland contacted me over facebook last week asking for my new telephone number. Having just moved back to england, she had two concerns:

1. Is it a different time zone?
2. Is it classed as an over seas call?

Silly Person!
 
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A female friend from scotland contacted me over facebook last week asking for my new telephone number. Having just moved back to england, she had two concerns:

1. Is it a different time zone?
2. Is it classed as an over seas call?

Silly woman!

And what does being female have to do with it?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
 
Old friend of mine thought California is a country.

Well considering that the Californians practically consider California to be a separate country...

the Californian State Flag even says "California Republic" on it :eek:
 
One of my ex girlfriends asked me which front seat of a car is the passenger side. I admit I'm not the brightest but she took the biscuit with that one
 
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