What's the most ridiculous thing you've done

Beren said:
Some of the comments in this thread made me laugh so hard a tiny bit of wee came out. Unfortunately no girls paid me for it.

The most ridiculous thing I have done recently was probably to give up my job and fly to New Zealand with a years visa to find out if an internet relationship with a girl I once knew at school and had got back in touch with on Facebook would work out. (Wow holy lack of punctuation batman!) A year down the line we are now engaged... so some times the ridiculous actually works out.
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I was hoping for you to say that you turned up and it was a man. :D
 
I tried if the coke + mentos trick really works. I did it in my bed room. turned out it really does work and ended up with coke all over my bed, computer and other stuff.
 
Starting a new job... going out for first night with the team, pulling a girl who works there (she came onto me) then immediately puking all over the floor at her feet.

Her reply "Was I really that bad?". After that is mostly a blur, I'm told I sort of stumbled out of the bar and wandered off into the night.

Nothing was said at work... coming up 5 months now and it hasn't come back to haunt me! :D
 
I suppose I have:
-Taken part in a 24 hour indoor rowing record attempt (success!) witht he school boat club, doing a 2 min shift every 18 mins with 2 one hour long breaks in the 24 hour period.
-Rowed up to the start of many head races, waited there for an hour with far too few clothes on, and far too small a bladder, before rowing back down again.
-I have also spent far too many nights with a rifle clutched to my chest in the middle of some woods (before waking up to go on sentry duty in the wee small hours, (in one instance having only the same clothes on as I was wearing while running around in the section attacks earlier - I swear I got so cold I started hallucinating)) - Cadets is awesome!
-Failed my first driving test by rolling backwards as soon as I took the handbrake off (it wasn't in gear).
-Had about 5 hours sleep every school night for the past two years for absolutely no reason.
-Managed to get separated from the school trip party at almost every conceivable opportunity while we navigated the Berlin U-Bahn system.
-Read an entire 'economist' in one go.
 
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As a kid I managed to fall about 8 foot out of a tree, whilst dangling upside down. My first concussion :p

BiGT- said:
Wasted £800 on a C2D iMac when I could have gotten a much better i7 PC :( :( :(
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Well as it has a £400 screen built in I hardly think that belongs in this thread...
 
Tingle said:
I was hoping for you to say that you turned up and it was a man. :D
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LOL No, she was actually my first ever GF at high school - we had been out of touch for 14 years. If it wasn't so chick flick I would admit to it making a good film too!
 
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zipped my jeans up after taking a whiz, but my ******* was inbetween the zip, owwwcchhhh! and it cut on top of my helmet :(
 
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A few days ago i was making a cup of coffee, put my milk, coffee and sugar in the cup then poured the kettle... took the brew upstairs, let it cool down and took a sip. I forgot to boil the **** kettle. Coffee was freezing cold :(
 
hit myself in the face with a 12lb sledgehammer when I was a mobile truck tyre fitter, I didnt feel it at the time, only really bothered me when I couldnt see for the blood :eek:
 
Limpnoodle said:
Massive sledge hammer aiming at rubber on the edge of the rim, huge swing ,bounce's right back in the face, owch
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quoted for truth :D

Was actually my beadbreaker, (full size sledge with the handle cut down to 12inches)

but I was underneath the cab and my full size sledge was in the van, so I used that,

handheld sledge + lying on your side + swinging at rubber with 120psi in it = FAIL lol
 
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