Spiders live behind my computer

daninthemix · 6 Sep 2011 at 10:35

...and I may be wrong, but they seem more prone to coming out for a wander when I'm playing a game, which causes my PC to chuck out hot air at the back - possibly they need to come out to cool down??

Does anyone have a method of dealing with, or preferably preventing these horrors?

I really would quite like it if they went extinct :mad:

mattjd · 6 Sep 2011 at 10:35

Kill them with fire.

tummelv · 6 Sep 2011 at 10:36

If you clean behind there often and keep destroying any cobwebs they make they will realise living there is tough and move somewhere else for an easy life.

Sunbed · 6 Sep 2011 at 10:39

Shout at them

doofer · 6 Sep 2011 at 10:41

How else you think you access the World Wide Web?

Mat · 6 Sep 2011 at 10:43

From today's Mail:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...invasion-breeding-like-crazy-damp-summer.html

Tribune · 6 Sep 2011 at 10:45

Tell them you're very, very cross.

Alternatively, stop being a gippo and clean the place.

Cosimo · 6 Sep 2011 at 10:47

Tell them to move on.

Sho · 6 Sep 2011 at 11:41

Nuke them from orbit....

Judgeneo · 6 Sep 2011 at 11:50

Daily Mail said:
all spiders in Britain are venomous

Daily Mail said:
spiders have fangs

Daily Mail said:
Their human victims describe burning sensations....often followed by pulsating pain

Daily Mail said:
spiders live in our houses all the time

Daily Mail said:
It is true that they contain noxious chemicals

Daily Mail said:
you’ll have hundreds of spiders running around your home.

Daily Mail said:
WE SWALLOW THEM IN OUR SLEEP

may be quoted out of context

Deadbeat · 6 Sep 2011 at 11:59

doofer said:
How else you think you access the World Wide Web?

Compulsory *groan*

Run an 8hr stress test and cook the blighters.

BennyC · 6 Sep 2011 at 12:02

Stick the hover in the back and suck them all up.

Archy · 6 Sep 2011 at 12:04

Clean the room every now and again.

Father Ted · 6 Sep 2011 at 12:33

As long as they don't come out when you're fapping and put you off your stroke there's really nothing to worry about.

bhavv · 6 Sep 2011 at 12:36

Surprisingly, all spiders in Britain are venomous — it’s the way they disable and digest their prey. But most of them are harmless to us.

‘Small spiders have fangs, but they can’t penetrate human skin,’ says Mark Bushell, assistant curator of invertebrates at Bristol Zoo.

What a huge load of total BS that I once used to believe for a very long time because the media / discovery channel kept on repeating the same BS over and over again.

Burn people who say stupid things like that with fire!

Pete19s · 6 Sep 2011 at 12:36

Judgeneo said:
may be quoted out of context

That article is missing one important fact. Did you know that Spiders give you cancer? True fact.

J86 · 6 Sep 2011 at 12:39

doofer said:
How else you think you access the World Wide Web?

Very good

dekez · 6 Sep 2011 at 12:56

Sundance said:
Shout at them

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!

[FnG]magnolia · 6 Sep 2011 at 13:01

ITT : "HEY GUYS, I HAVE SPIDERS COMING OUT OF MY COMPUTER BUT LISTEN, WILL THIS LOWER MY FRAMERATE? ALSO, I THINK THEY ATE MY SISTER. WILL FRAPS GIVE ME ANY POINTERS ON DEGRADATION OF FPS? THANKS!"