Spiders live behind my computer

I watched a film as a kid where the end scene had a whole town covered in thick cobwebs, and all the people were fighting for their lives against mere spiders.

Was that it?
 
bhavv said:
I watched a film as a kid where the end scene had a whole town covered in thick cobwebs, and all the people were fighting for their lives against mere spiders.

Was that it?
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Probably not the right film from your description, but Eight Legged Freaks?
 
Just an update guys. This big ******* ran up the wall, so I sprayed him with the first thing to hand - a can of Right Guard. He stood his ground, so I beat him with the next thing to hand - a Stanley tape measure. This injured him but didn't kill him. While he was limping further up the wall I ran off to get some kitchen roll and came back just as he fell off.

Now I don't know where he is and that's the worst part of all....the not knowing. :mad:
 
daninthemix said:
Just an update guys. This big ******* ran up the wall, so I sprayed him with the first thing to hand - a can of Right Guard. He stood his ground, so I beat him with the next thing to hand - a Stanley tape measure. This injured him but didn't kill him. While he was limping further up the wall I ran off to get some kitchen roll and came back just as he fell off.

Now I don't know where he is and that's the worst part of all....the not knowing. :mad:
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So you now have a wounded yet very angry spider in your house and you don't know where it is. Hah, nice knowing you pal, unless you're prepared to stay up all night awake and ready to take it on when it attacks then you have no chance. Soon as your eyes begin to droop and close, BAM, spider in your ear. That thing will be dining on brains tonight.


Or will it attack tonight? Who knows.
 
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Lynx + Lighter = No more spiders.

Or as I done the other night... cover them in hair spray and watch them stuggle on my door. Then set fire to them.

As you may realise... I hate spiders.
 
Fire? really? Even I don't stoop to that kind of level!

I set this chap free the other day:

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Look at him/her go! ^_^
 
haha I find this amazing. Spiders live in the PC and come out to cool down when it gets to warm...its just brilliant!

My advice is cover up the vents, go and install a high end graphically demanding game (something like crysis 2) and run it on the highest settings possible....cook the ********

Good luck :)
 
Mouse made its nest in my dads old (very old) HP computer (dual pentium so he wasn't pleased when the wizzed on the motherboard)

True story
 
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