Last night I was stopped by the police for being drunk

[dirtydog]

This TBH. People in this country think getting drunk out of your mind is a big joke and something to brag about. Totally nuts how it's socially acceptable yet smoking marijuana isn't.

Never smoked anything in my life BTW, and do have a few drinks once or twice a month, but am always in full control.

Thanks for the info

 

[Tefal]

EXCELLENT

of the other forum this is one of the few things i genuinely enjoy.

 

[asim18]

Totally nuts how it's socially acceptable yet smoking marijuana isn't.

Totally agree.

I just spark up a nice fat joint of the freshest and finest cheese ever, completely in 100% control of my actions and a pig comes round the corner on a pushbike and hands me a fine. Whereas a known racist (sorry don't know what else to describe you as) completely smashed to the point of short-memory loss and not being able to ride a bike gets a free lift home, in TWO police cars. TWO!

Damn

 

[Judgeneo]

Cycling drunk is... interesting.
Only done it once, just finished by exams, queue a celebrationary bbq and drinks, and me cycling 3 miles or so on main roads and roundabouts after 8 or so pints at about 3pm.

Never had so many motorists beeping ther horns at me beofre. To be fair I did the journey as fast as I could, thinking the extra exersion would help keep me sober

 

[Robbo]

Totally agree.

I just spark up a nice fat joint of the freshest and finest cheese ever, completely in 100% control of my actions and a pig comes round the corner on a pushbike and hands me a fine. Whereas a known racist (sorry don't know what else to describe you as) completely smashed to the point of short-memory loss and not being able to ride a bike gets a free lift home, in TWO police cars. TWO!

Damn

Like it or not, that's the law.

 

[asim18]

Like it or not, that's the law.

Really?


Well I'll be damned.

 

[SeraphX]

Lucky swine tbh, i was drunk in charge of my bike and nicked a few years back, they impounded my bike and gave me a night in the cells for my troubles :O

 

[oli356]

Given that your details comprised of name: Michael Hunt (just call me mike) and address: 32 Avenue On, I'm not surprised.....

Haha.

I would have had to spell my surname and street name though, some test doing that

I -- Apos -- Apostr -- Apostrophe -- (rest of letters of name )

 

[Robbo]

Well I'll be damned.

I live in hope.

 

[asim18]

I live in hope.

Damn you!

 

[Cosimo]

I live in hope.

Don't we all.

 

[StonedPenguin]

Rush home to tell the internetz!!! grats.

 

[SexyGreyFox]

Rush home to tell the internetz!!! grats.

Weirdo

 

[StonedPenguin]

Weirdo

Excuse me?

 

[SexyGreyFox]

Excuse me?

Rush home to tell the internetz!!! grats.

Like I said, weirdo (and roll eyes are for kids, do you do lol and rofl as well?).

 

[Wizzfizz]

Like I said, weirdo (and roll eyes are for kids, do you do lol and rofl as well?).

Meow

 

[fadetoblack]

While cycling. I was informed that this was illegal etc.

I was then taken home along with my bike, in two police cars.

Apparently I first refused to give any details to police which is why they called a second car to come.

TBH I don't remember much of the details, as I was indeed a bit intoxicated.

Quite surreal TBH

PRAT

 

[Pate]

This TBH. People in this country think getting drunk out of your mind is a big joke and something to brag about. Totally nuts how it's socially acceptable yet smoking marijuana isn't.

Never smoked anything in my life BTW, and do have a few drinks once or twice a month, but am always in full control.

If you've never smoked, then you're really not the best judge surely?

Totally agree.

I just spark up a nice fat joint of the freshest and finest cheese ever, completely in 100% control of my actions and a pig comes round the corner on a pushbike and hands me a fine. Whereas a known racist (sorry don't know what else to describe you as) completely smashed to the point of short-memory loss and not being able to ride a bike gets a free lift home, in TWO police cars. TWO!

Damn

Difference is that you're Asim18, you deserve a life fine.

 

[fadetoblack]

Totally agree.

I just spark up a nice fat joint of the freshest and finest cheese ever, completely in 100% control of my actions and a pig comes round the corner on a pushbike and hands me a fine. Whereas a known racist (sorry don't know what else to describe you as) completely smashed to the point of short-memory loss and not being able to ride a bike gets a free lift home, in TWO police cars. TWO!

Damn

Try rewording it muppet


I just spark up a nice fat joint of the freshest and finest cheese ever, completely in 100% control of my actions and the POLICE came round the corner on a pushbike and hands me a fine. Whereas a known racist (sorry don't know what else to describe you as) completely smashed to the point of short-memory loss and not being able to ride a bike gets a free lift home, in TWO police cars. TWO!

 

[CaptainRAVE]

Excellent thread