Are you a 'cubicle pee-er'?

MissChief

MissChief

MissChief

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I've noticed these people. I'm sitting minding my own business doing my business in a cubicle and the door to the cubicle next to mine closes and I'm hearing the associated noises, but all I hear is liquid, then flush, then the door. Is there something wrong with the urinal? Do these people feel the need to pee in private? Perhaps they also close and lock the bathroom door at home even if no one is in the house?

Annoying thing is, judging from the evidence I see they rarely lift the seat and see it as some form of target practice to miss the seat. They usually fail. :mad:
 
I often go for a wizz in the cubicle in clubs as a few times I have been at the urinal (usually a stinky long metal one) and someone starts having a power wazz next to you, splashing everywhere.
 
mglover070588 said:
I often go for a wizz in the cubicle in clubs as a few times I have been at the urinal (usually a stinky long metal one) and someone starts having a power wazz next to you, splashing everywhere.
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I usually don't stand beside other people at the cubicle as there are usually plenty of unused ones, and the cubicles are usually full anyway!

Perhaps you should just turn sideways and pee all over them - whilst shouting how do you like it? If someone is splashing you with theirs
 
When I was at work I'd often use the cripple loo as it was the cleanest. However if someone was already ****ing in the urinal then I'd head into a cubical, if the loo was empty then I'd head for the urinal furthest from the door.
 
I thought OP was a woman? ...which doesn't make any sense.

Anyway....I'm a cubicle pee-er!! Sometimes I use the urinals sure, but I use cubicles more often.

As mentioned before people that power wazz in confined areas are just gross.

Also...I cannot stand there peeing in a bar/club toilet when they have one of those African 'no spray, no lay' men in there yelling their retarded rhymes....knowing full well he's staring at me while I pee, waiting to see if I will pay him money for pressing the water tap on when I wash my hands. :/
 
I've noticed there's someone with a similar name, but I am indeed male. I'm mainly talking about work TBH. plenty of individual urinals available yet some opt for the shy pee and I'm not sure why!?
 
If I'm faced with the choice of standing shoulder to shoulder at the Twyford Adams, I'll choose the cubicle option if it's available.
 
i cant pee when someones next to me, it doesnt come out, just doesnt, i guess i dont feel comfortable, so yeah i go in the cubicle and no i dont lift the seat, thousands of people sit on these seats each day, the last think i want to do is get someones crap on my hands and then start holding my wang
 
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