coming across as gay

mcast · 29 Sep 2011 at 20:26

long story short...

I'm a hetero guy, my male friend is hetero too. His girlfriend of 16 years got caught cheating with a married guy. He now stays over at mine on the sofa every so often as he can't spend time with the memories at his place. The married next door neighbour now thinks we're gay and started noising me up when he was drunk, his wife stepped in.

I'm now hesitant to let my friend stay over in case of more agro. The neighbours wife is friends with a girl I turned down, that girl is on a mission to say I'm gay.

The obvious answer is to confront the guy, which will either end up in a fight or him taking his wifes word over mine.

OCuk will provide the answer right?

Kazz · 29 Sep 2011 at 20:30

Nice neighbourhood.

Oh, and the only answer is to somehow make yourself gay. Try watching Glee for starters.

bobbarley · 29 Sep 2011 at 20:31

**** him. Job done.

Edrof · 29 Sep 2011 at 20:31

Just ignore them. Who cares if they think you're gay? If you feel threatened, take it to the police.

BloodyL · 29 Sep 2011 at 20:32

Bang his wife.

Brian8bit · 29 Sep 2011 at 20:33

BloodyL said:
Bang his wife.

This is the only solution.

Brian8bit · 29 Sep 2011 at 20:33

Moses said:
(NB. The hotties MUST be slammin').

Popped collars optional.

flibbage0 · 29 Sep 2011 at 20:34

BloodyL said:
bang his wife.

Last resort yes.

Snax · 29 Sep 2011 at 20:35

mcast said:
long story short...

I'm a hetero guy, my male friend is hetero too. His girlfriend of 16 years got caught cheating with a married guy. He now stays over at mine on the sofa every so often as he can't spend time with the memories at his place. The married next door neighbour now thinks we're gay and started noising me up when he was drunk, his wife stepped in.

I'm now hesitant to let my friend stay over in case of more agro. The neighbours wife is friends with a girl I turned down, that girl is on a mission to say I'm gay.

The obvious answer is to confront the guy, which will either end up in a fight or him taking his wifes word over mine.

OCuk will provide the answer right?

Why do you care what your homophobic neighbour thinks? None of your post makes sense when you examine it. Does the girl you turned down have such reach and persuasive powers so as to convince every girl that you are gay and also in denial?

I bet you have an easier time pulling when you explain to a girl you are interested in that the rumour started after you were supportive to a friend in need...

mcast · 29 Sep 2011 at 20:39

Snax said:
Why do you care what your homophobic neighbour thinks? None of your post makes sense when you examine it. Does the girl you turned down have such reach and persuasive powers so as to convince every girl that you are gay and also in denial?

I bet you have an easier time pulling when you explain to a girl you are interested in that the rumour started after you were supportive to a friend in need...

a well thought out and logical response, with one drawback which is human nature.

gobbo · 29 Sep 2011 at 20:40

The obvious answer is to ignore it all.

I lived with a gay friend of mine for 2 years after university and a couple of neighbours did think we were a couple but to be honest it didn't really bother me at all

Fegruson · 29 Sep 2011 at 20:45

NM

Don't do that!

steve-h · 29 Sep 2011 at 20:46

mcast said:
The married next door neighbour now thinks we're gay and started noising me up when he was drunk, his wife stepped in.

Clarify 'nosing me up' please :confused:

mcast said:
I'm now hesitant to let my friend stay over in case of more agro. The neighbours wife is friends with a girl I turned down, that girl is on a mission to say I'm gay.

Haters gonna hate, if her thinking you're gay makes her feel better about herself then I say leave her to it...

j.col · 29 Sep 2011 at 20:48

just bang that girl who is friends with the heighbours wife.
i know you turned her down, but think of 'England' and do the dirty deed

no more gay stories

L0rdMike · 29 Sep 2011 at 20:48

Tell the homophobe all the gay things you get upto.

998cc · 29 Sep 2011 at 20:50

Start wearing pink and greet him with hello darling.

d_brennen · 29 Sep 2011 at 20:51

Serious thread? Neighbours think I'm gay, to the internet!

Why care?

cm1179 · 29 Sep 2011 at 20:51

i have been asked by probably a dozen women over the years if i am gay
i respond with a 'come back to mine and i'll show you how gay i am'
seems to do the trick

Thorper · 29 Sep 2011 at 20:53

cm1179 said:
i have been asked by probably a dozen women over the years if i am gay
i respond with a 'come back to mine and i'll show you how gay i am'
seems to do the trick

Does it end with them leaving with a sore bumhole?

Judgeneo · 29 Sep 2011 at 20:54

Fairly sure this guy on the bus was trying to 'chat me up' or whatever the terminology is, he spent about 10 minutes telling me about this book he was writing, I said you need to be careful not to make it too complicated (it was a complicated sci-fi story) and he didn't speak much for the rest of the journey, job done.

So from my experience, say the situation is complicated.