write 5 things about yourself....

Craig1981 said:
I had part of my bowel removed due to being diseased with chrons disease. Ever since my farts have been....meatier.

I am a complete merchandise *****. Espescially World of Warcraft stuff. I just throw my money at Blizzard to get the latest item.

I am hopelessly terrified about my own mortality. I cant even think about it for more than a few seconds at a time without approaching a full blown panic attack. Even typing this is making me feel uneasy.

I have never been a beer drinker. I think it tastes foul and it usually makes me gassy and I end up throwing up. Never have the same problems with drinking spirits.

I hate people that spell their name without being asked too. Esepcially simple names. Like John Smith. Or Ian! Do these people think I'm mentally subnormal or something?!?!
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So that's I-A-I-N, yeah?
 
I don't have a middle name.

I love Guinness.

I've got "Megan Fox" thumbs.

I can lick my elbow.

I have an irrational fear of triangles and zombies.
 
Tortoises make me smile.

I love good coffee.

Guinness is my favourite beer.

I'm feeling the need to get out of the U.K for a while.

...I've just had a sip of Guinness.
 
I am left handed but i only write with it and open cans

everything else I do right handed including pool, golf, tennis, fapping, punching etc

I have broken various bones 10 times.

I am a student

I am sitting on the toilet right now

I like things that tesolate
 
So, might as well do my own five.... hmmm....

I'm an arachnophobe

I'm English, but most of the music I listen to is in languages I can't speak

I'm immensely socially awkward and inept

I have geographic tongue (there's an unusual one for you)

Slenderman (and by extension, Endermen) make me :(
 
I can ride a unicycle
My wife has just gone to bed at 9:30 on a Friday ffs
Currently drinking a glass of Shiraz
Just about to go and play world of tanks
Spent half of my childhood on a island called Skyros
 
kaffe said:
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ThundyCat said:
I can fillet fish with my eyes closed (using the Sword of Omens)
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Good skills TC! ;)
 
i've ridden a trandem (triple tandem) bike over the golden gate bridge. me and the parents were the first people in the three years the bike rental shop has been open to have enjoyed the trandem and be able to ride it naturally

i dont own a single piece of music, or an ipod type thing

i'm terrified of heights with water below them, but if its ground below i'm just fine. for example, i was perfectly fine looking down from the top of the eiffel tower, but looking down while on a bridge going over a river gives me cold feet

i can rotate my tongue so its upside down, but only in one direction

i have trouble thinking of unusual things about me
 
Talk of anime literally makes me rage for no rational reason.

I am an exceptional lover.

When I buy new things it takes about 3 months before I stop worrying about them being damaged, e.g. car alloys, clothes, phones, anything really. Once they get marked or whatever then I get over it and don't care anymore.

I don't like sleeping on the left side of the bed, it feels wrong.

I'm a very good driver but can't reverse with a trailer attached.
 
I am of Orient decent.

I used to be able to do a 540 (Taekwondo kick).

I was on the Weakest Link a few years ago.

I speak fluent English, Mandarin, conversational Cantonese and Hokkien (both Chinese Dialects)

I turn red (head to toes) when I drink any amount of alcohol. Seriously, Snakebite Red!
 
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