write 5 things about yourself....

1. I can't wear in-ear headphones (buds are fine), as I don't have that bit on my earlobes that hold them in.
2. I have no sense of smell (and very little sense of taste)
3. I have allergies to all kinds of perfume.
4. I have a long body but short legs, makes buying trousers a nightmare
5. As it turns out, according to the above, I'm a freak.
 
My last name originates from france even though i know of no french family (probably came over here many years ago)

I'm incredibly efficient, inefficiency REALLY annoys me.

I have a fiancee a 1 year old son and a mortgage and I'm only 24, yet i feel like I haven't achieved enough for my age and that I'm failing in some way (can't put my finger on how)

I can be very opinionated

EDIT: changing my 5th one to: There are some poeple on earth that, no word of a lie no matter how harsh this may sound....i wouldn't bat an eyelid if they died, i'd just go on with life as if they were never there, and some of these people are people i see almost every day. Note: I'm not wishing them dead or want them to die, i just wouldn't care if they did.


4. I have a long body but short legs, makes buying trousers a nightmare.

Trust me it's no better when you have long legs :(
 
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Trust me it's no better when you have long legs :(

Or long arms. Seriously, I'm only an inch taller than my brother, but my arms are a good 3 or 4 inches longer.

Makes shopping such a chore, end up needing XL+ sometimes. Ah well, at least I like wearing baggy clothes anyway...
 
My name is Stevan(Pronounced Ste-Van) although I prefer Stev(pronounced Stev none o this steve nonsense!)

I Have long brown hair.

I was an amature Gymnast from the age of 3-13

I've Lived in Holyport for my entrie natural life so far.

I like Turtles!
 
- There is a 50/50 chance I will be a complete **** when really drunk. I don't mean fighting, I mean my banter can be a bit out of control when having a laugh with the lads and can offend people when I step over the mark (gays and mothers watch out)
- I smoke, and can't seem to shake the addiction, my best attempts have been pathetic at best
- I'm not ugly, not saying I'm a stunner, though
- I can happily be alone for days and enjoy my company
- I hate reading
- I am bored of my job, and am only persisting on to fund a 6 months travelling trip next year
 
1) I am near enough deaf in my left ear.

2) I was made in a petridish (IVF conception)

3) I can put my mind to anything, but totally under sell myself when people ask me.

4) I should be doing work, not on the OCUK forums

5) I am currently on a placement year from uni, working as a quantity surveyor.

Ben
 
1. I have a nubbin. Yes a supernumerary nipple. I call it Dave.

2. I have seen my own testicles outside my body, and have a perfectly straight scar where my nut sack was stapled closed.

3. I am not supposed to ride a bike as my right ankle is rubbish. I spent years getting it up to strength and then went and shafted my right knee. FML!

4. I can say hello in about 17 different languages.

5. Getting sellotape stuck to my fingernails and peeling it off makes me freak out. Blackboards being scraped etc are fine.
 
I've never drunk alcohol, never intend too either

I've dislocated my knee cap 3 times

I've just started a new a job, although money is better & will be able to eventually progress, I'm bored

I've never understood people who don't have faith in a higher being

I hate reality TV shows like x factor, big brother etc. with a passion
 
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