write 5 things about yourself....

I'm 37 and have been married twice, divorced once.
I got bitten by an adder near Aviemore last year.
One of my ears is bigger than the other.
I've recently returned to the Christian faith.
I can get quite anxious about going on foreign holidays (although I love travelling) - is this normal? I think I get embarrassed that I cant speak the lingo :)
 
1 - I'm left handed but right hand dominant. Everything from eating to racket sports done the right handed way. Except **that**!

2 - I'm colour blind. I can only see the first two Ishihara plates. I can pass a Holmes Lantern test though.

3 - I have a private pilot's licence, but can't afford to use it right now.

4 - I have ACHOO Syndrome. Sunlight being the stimulus that makes me sneeze.

5 - Another ailment I have is psoriasis. On my right elbow, abdomen, behind both ears and in both ear canals.



Man I haven't got much going for me right now! lol
 
I have unusually large penis
I own 4 chickens
I lie about my penis on the internet
I'm currently attempting something for the first time which involves coding in bytes
I'm waiting for my hair to dry so I can put my headphones on to watch Jersey Shore and then An Idiot Abroad

:D
 
I have never broken a bone or had stitches. My body seems resilient to almost anything.

I hate my body!

I love my mind.

I believe that I am following a path in my life that is entirely neutral.

I believe I am more than capable of achieving anything I want, however I am exceedingly lazy.

I cannot stand not having a beard.

I always give too many points when asked for a set number.

Oh, and one last thing, threads seem to die after I have posted in them.... Sorry.
 
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I have a noticeable (feeling) dent in my head supposedly from when they were yanking me out during birth and squeezed on the forceps a little too hard.

Some of my friends and I used to have some top 10 scores/times in the world on Monkey Ball 2 :o
 
Danm54, TC and King Damager are the gayest. If Danm54 and King Damager disgree then they'll be permabanned.

There's another 2 to add to my list.
 
1. I make involuntary spasms and pace around the room when thinking about exciting imaginary scenarios like me being a rockstar when listening to music, being a zombie defense expert (I think about zombie defense too much!), being a super assassin, being a racing driver etc etc. I put this down to being an only child.

2. This
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4 - I have ACHOO Syndrome. Sunlight being the stimulus that makes me sneeze.
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3. I nearly died when I was in year 3 due to bad food poisoning - lots of injections in my bum! lol

4. I'm aware that I could achieve a lot more, but I can't be bothered right now :p

5. I feel really "at home" under water :confused: not sure why... I just seem to enjoy it more than others. I kinda wish I was a merman or whatever they are called (but not gay).
 
1) I (try to) play the piano
2) I love ridiculously hot food
3) I sometimes feel the compulsion to sneak a quick admiring glance at the pan to check out my number 2s.
4) I'm planning on doing AFF next year
5) I hate raw whole tomatoes but can eat salsa, lasagne and tomato on pizza. :/
 
I hate Russell Brand

I know for a fact that Chuck Norris' only advantage on Arnie is his beard.

I played Warhammer online for over 2 years to realise, Zerg is a zerg

Im wearing stereotypical tartan pj bottoms on my day off.

I'm addicted to IRNBRU
 
1. I have quite a long tongue
2. A section of my left eye has a brown segment in it (inherited from grandad)
3. I juggle fire a hobby and own the most expensive LED poi in the world
4. I love life, family and friends and am generally never unhappy
5. I'm 27 today
 
1. At 6ft5 I am the tallest in my family
2. I treat people nice, even the people who treat me bad
3. I want to do something different with my life but dont know how or what
4. I have keloid scar's on my back from acne when I was younger
5. I want to own a Ford Mustang Shelby GT-500 (if only dreams come true)
 
1.When I was 20 both of my lungs collapsed whilst walking through the lingerie department of debenhams. My GF at the time / Mates that were with me thought I was taking the **** as I thrashed about on the floor gasping for air.

2. I once had a poo in a bag that hung in a tree for two years outside a friend’s house.

3. I think Charles Fort should have been one of the most influential thinkers / writers the world has ever seen and yet hardly anybody knows of him.

4. I have a double jointed left thumb

5. I’m 38, happily married with 2 cats and no kids; the numerical positioning of this fact has no bearing on its importance to me.
 
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