I phoned them with a very simple issue... Or so I thought...
How can I connect both the new Superhub and the old TV box as there is only a single cable coming in and she is paying for both TV and Internet, and with a single cable you can only have one or the other?
Yes, I have access to the SuperHub... It's on the kitchen worktop as we can't connect it up and have TV and Internet.
I know the computer connects to the Ethernet or the Wifi... but as it's not actually on, there's no point as both TV and Internet are wanted.
There is no point in updating the MAC address in the system as the new super duper box isn't connected to anything as she only has a single cable coming in and is paying for both TV and Internet, and with a single cable you can only have one or the other.
I know you can't see the box now you have updated the mac address, as it has no power as it's not plugged in as she only has a single cable coming in and is paying for both TV and Internet, and with a single cable you can only have one or the other.
No, there isn't a problem with the power, she only has a single cable coming in and is paying for both TV and Internet, and with a single cable you can only have one or the other.
Ok then, I'll connect up the Superduperpooper hub. Happy now? Fine. Now, how can I watch TV? By plugging the TV box into the other cable? Really? And how to I manage that as there is only one cable coming in?
No, really you're not listening. You can't see the new hub on the network as it's not connected to anything at all. Not even the power socket. I'm not wanting to go through the entire setup again with you. I didn't do it all the first time as there is no point. WE. HAVE. TWO. ITEMS. TO. CONNECT. BUT. ONLY. ONE. CABLE. I can't make it any more simple than that.
*and so on for 54 minutes... then a 10 minute hold to get an engineer...*
I suppose I should be thankful that the engineer actually understood english unlike the first moron. Even so, another 20 minutes later and saying that there is only one cable coming in about another 192 times, he finally lets it slip that there is a splitter in the box.
Is there? Are you sure? Of course there isn't otherwise I would have used the damn thing! So how can we get a splitter? We have to send the whole package back? Errr, no. You can come collect it or just send the splitter. You'll send the splitter? Great. And will you include the cable that connects the splitter to the SuperHub otherwise it's just another big waste of time? Great.
Oh, and can we have the old MAC address put back on the system as the old box handles TV and internet just fine and with the new box MAC address in the system we can't get either working... You can't do that... I have to go back through to the other line... Great....
Beardy Branson has a lot to answer for! It's very rare that I get so annoyed that I contemplate starting drinking again - Virgin managed to reach that point we me for the first time in about 6 years.