Toilet paper dust

Dunks · 24 Oct 2011 at 00:44

Use a towel instead.

Scougar · 24 Oct 2011 at 00:51

lol @ the OP. Just stop using cheap toliet roll and it won't be an issue.

mrk · 24 Oct 2011 at 00:53

Solution: Don't poo?

Tephnos · 24 Oct 2011 at 00:53

Dunks said:
Use a towel instead.

Marine Iguana · 24 Oct 2011 at 00:55

I collect the dust and use it as kindling.

V4NT0M · 24 Oct 2011 at 01:25

Kwerk has a dusty bumhole lol

King Damager · 24 Oct 2011 at 01:32

Marine Iguana said:
I collect the dust and use it as kindling.

To light your bum hair, I'm presuming.
(Stops the dust building up there clearly!)

kd

shoes · 24 Oct 2011 at 01:35

Can't say I've ever noticed*, Kwerk - is it limited to the brand you use or have you noticed this across the board?

*Possibly due to my bathroom being incredibly dusty as I'm too lazy to clean it.

TechFunctions · 24 Oct 2011 at 01:50

Wtf seriously! I'm more worried about what could happen if my girlfriend sparked up a day after I've had a dump not sure there would be much left of our house

doofer · 24 Oct 2011 at 01:59

I've thought about this a little more, and perhaps if you are the owner of a hairy arse then it might actually be dandruff? Rub your Head & Shoulders on your arse for a week or two kwerk, see if that helps.

Abraham · 24 Oct 2011 at 08:44

While it isn't of great concern to me toilet paper dust is the main cause of dust within the bathroom. Shouldn't be too surprising, you're frequently tearing sheets off, inevitable that will result in dust. Ok so it's no real concern, but most people seem to be suggesting toilet paper doesn't generate a lot of dust, I can only assume that other people do the cleaning of the bathroom for these people.

MooMoo444 · 24 Oct 2011 at 08:45

Can't say I've ever been bothered by it. I should start using my hand only to stop the spread of dust

Cosimo · 24 Oct 2011 at 09:13

Can’t say I’ve noticed this but OP needs to by a better brand of bog roll.

RomanNose · 24 Oct 2011 at 09:24

I am concerned about you kwerk, you have children and the biggest worry you have is dust from the bog roll.

flibbage0 · 24 Oct 2011 at 09:43

Kwerk has kids???

Mat · 24 Oct 2011 at 10:03

kwerk said:
take a piece of toilet paper and shake it in a beam of sunlight.

So poetic.

Please, what's the next line?!

FNGsam · 24 Oct 2011 at 10:06

Cleeecooo said:
Lolkwerk

+1

badcompany · 24 Oct 2011 at 10:19

No dust here but i do read the times and its great for wiping your arse on.

Stone22uk · 24 Oct 2011 at 10:36

This is one random thread!

londonbairn · 24 Oct 2011 at 14:29

Use Andrex Aloe Vera, it smells nice and gentle...