Pathological Liars

nikeair94 · 24 Oct 2011 at 17:59

Fight fire with fire! Tell him you got a new system with an i7 extreme 990x and Sapphire ATI Radeon HD 6990 4GB CrossfireX.

Then ask him to come round and before he arrives, go out. When he raps your door and gives up and phones you tell him you are at the shopping centre.

asim18 · 24 Oct 2011 at 18:00

Robbo said:
Perhaps he's a decent person and is disgusted by your illegal drug abuse.

Or perhaps he's concerned that, while high, you'll cap him with one of your many Mac-10's.

Actually, he told me he likes me more when I'm high

asim18 · 24 Oct 2011 at 18:00

nikeair94 said:
Fight fire with fire! Tell him you got a new system with an i7 extreme 990x and Sapphire ATI Radeon HD 6990 4GB CrossfireX.

Then ask him to come round and before he arrives, go out. When he raps your door and gives up and phones you tell him you are at the shopping centre.

Lmao. Genius stuff

atpbx · 24 Oct 2011 at 18:09

I am the 5th beetle, only I shouldnt tell you that on account of me being in MI5 and I'd have to kill you, which I could easily do as I am a grand master in no less than 8 martial arts.

Talking about Grand mastering, I was a chess grand master by the age of 9, a prodigy I was, not many people know about it on account of me being brought up in China, I escaped aged 22 by convincing the guards at the border crossing I was a horse.

Biohazard · 24 Oct 2011 at 18:09

asim18 said:
Actually, he told me he likes me more when I'm high

It's because your easy when your high.

Phone him up when wasted and see if his response changes.

[TW]Fox · 24 Oct 2011 at 18:15

asim18 said:
Do you know anyone like this?

Yea, there was this guy on OcUK once who kept going on about how he was getting this Audi RS4?

He also said he could get a Mac10 in 3 minutes?

Mr Flibble · 24 Oct 2011 at 18:16

Back to the original topic slightly:

http://www.ted.com/talks/pamela_meyer_how_to_spot_a_liar.html

This would suggest we all lie rather more than we would like to admit, and gives some handy tips on spotting some (quite blatant) liars. I love TED talks.

MrMoonX · 24 Oct 2011 at 18:17

[TW]Fox;20389324 said:
Yea, there was this guy on OcUK once who kept going on about how he was getting this Audi RS4?

served!

kylew · 24 Oct 2011 at 18:17

Biohazard said:
It's because your easy when your high.

Phone him up when wasted and see if his response changes.

You're.

A mod should change asim's name to asif, because that's what most people think when they read his threads/posts.

Dirk · 24 Oct 2011 at 18:19

Parody thread yet?

'I think this guy is into me so i have to make excuses when he calls..'

doofer · 24 Oct 2011 at 18:25

asim18 said:
Do you know anyone like this?

I am, and I feel extremely sorry for myself, but many others see me as some sort of knob. I lie for absolutely everything, and it's so obvious.

4T5 · 24 Oct 2011 at 18:26

Did he stop wanting to mix with you after you told him about your dodgey diddler ?

SexyGreyFox · 24 Oct 2011 at 18:30

asim18 said:
Do you know anyone like this?

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17953898

IRLeetly · 24 Oct 2011 at 18:34

A good liar, keeps track of his lies and what he has fed folk already, then again a good liar believes his own lies, look at Simon Cowell, he says he's straight......

Or look at Bruce Wayne.

Gaygle · 24 Oct 2011 at 18:41

dmpoole said:
http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17953898

Jeez, i forgot about this - what a twisted son of a....

kylew · 24 Oct 2011 at 18:43

IRLeetly said:
A good liar, keeps track of his lies and what he has fed folk already, then again a good liar believes his own lies, look at Simon Cowell, he says he's straight......

Or look at Bruce Wayne.

wat

asim18 · 24 Oct 2011 at 19:34

[TW]Fox;20389324 said:
Yea, there was this guy on OcUK once who kept going on about how he was getting this Audi RS4?

He also said he could get a Mac10 in 3 minutes?

I've never said I'd "Get" an RS4. I said my mate will give me the chance to drive his. Which he did for a very short distance, but not as much as I'd hoped.

Why do you always twist and troll me Fox? Is it because I've experienced more sports and super cars than you've eyed up? (you always bring up the RS4). Because my friends own Gallardos, Murcielagos, Turbos and F430s? I don't mind when people rip me, but you just consistently take the ****. Please clear this up because it sure as hell feels like you just hate me for my life. But of course, who'd admit such a thing.

I've never once said I can get a Mac10.

SexyGreyFox · 24 Oct 2011 at 19:38

asim18 said:
I've never once said I can get a Mac10.

Is this true?
If not who started it?

asim18 · 24 Oct 2011 at 19:41

dmpoole said:
Is this true?
If not who started it?

Basically, I said theres a gang problem in London, and that "I wouldn't want to be the enemy of someone who can get hold of a mac 10 in three minutes"

Then some villagers were absolutely dumbfounded at the fact that it's possible for people to get hold of guns in London lol. It all spiralled downhill from there.

Cosimo · 24 Oct 2011 at 19:46

asim18 said:
Then some villagers were absolutely dumbfounded at the fact that it's possible for people to get hold of guns in London lol. It all spiralled downhill from there.

You never said that you lived in a village.