British Man Impaled By Laptop

Psyisk · 26 Oct 2011 at 10:05

fired out a peice of metal aye... Iv not had that problem....yet

RomanNose · 26 Oct 2011 at 10:22

Raikiri said:
"It’s PC gone mad!" Ha!

I can't see how there would be anything in there that could possibly shoot something out at that kind of speed, they're usually pretty weak.

Yes, it was most likely faked.

Energizer Bunny · 26 Oct 2011 at 10:23

A drive mechanism powerful enough to break bones? I suspect Toshiba's legal council are sleeping very soundly.

Cosimo · 26 Oct 2011 at 10:25

It would have been quite a story if his battery had blown up at the same time.

Pestilence · 26 Oct 2011 at 10:47

simulatorman said:
It would have been quite a story if his battery had blown up at the same time.

Totally. Battery explodes, firing a drive rail across the room, impaling a child in the buttocks.

Cosimo · 26 Oct 2011 at 10:49

Pestilence said:
Totally. Battery explodes, firing a drive rail across the room, impaling a child in the buttocks.

Wife sees child and sets pan of oil alight on cooker. We have the beginnings of a disaster movie.......

wannabedamned · 26 Oct 2011 at 10:51

I was going to write "Fired out my ass" But that sentence has so many meanings.

But yeah. Bullcrap report. We're talking a Laptop drive, which generally fix the disks in place. The guy obviously forced it and got stabbed in the hand

d_brennen · 26 Oct 2011 at 10:54

Biohazard said:
I'm a PC

and I'm gonna **** you up! RRAWR

flibbage0 · 26 Oct 2011 at 11:01

Have any of you read the article properly.

It says he now finds it very hard to complete basic jobs and that it could be permanent.

Doesn't sound funny to me.

Shayper · 26 Oct 2011 at 11:11

flibbage0 said:
Have any of you read the article properly.

It says he now finds it very hard to complete basic jobs and that it could be permanent.

Doesn't sound funny to me.

It's funny.

You would kno... Wait who are you again?

markweatherill · 26 Oct 2011 at 11:19

This could easily have been reported as 'Sex Game Goes Wrong'.

fieldy · 26 Oct 2011 at 11:19

Skynet are closing in!

d_brennen · 26 Oct 2011 at 14:53

flibbage0 said:
Have any of you read the article properly.

It says he now finds it very hard to complete basic jobs and that it could be permanent.

Doesn't sound funny to me.

He got impailed on a device that has an ounce or so of force behind it... Trying to say a laptop dvd tray rail sprang out and went clean through his hand. It is funny but laughing at retards is frowned at nowadays

Just lucky he didn't have a slot loading dvd, he could have lost a hand

Tibbz2 · 26 Oct 2011 at 14:56

Was I the only one expecting that he was actually impaled by the whole laptop?

Dickyb0b · 26 Oct 2011 at 15:08

i blame porn sites tbh

Tibbz2 · 26 Oct 2011 at 19:47

Dickyb0b said:
i blame porn sites tbh

Certainly.