Trick or Treaters.

Well I have no costume. Only an axe.

So I will put on my peadophile sweater, masking tape in the middle of my glasses, and draw myself a monobrow.

Which will achieve nothing.
 
Don't mind the little kids coming around, it's the 16 to 18 year olds spoiling it that get my goat. My mum used to like trick or treaters knocking on the door it's the older one's she doesn't like.
 
davedudes said:
Don't mind the little kids coming around, it's the 16 to 18 year olds spoiling it that get my goat. My mum used to like trick or treaters knocking on the door it's the older one's she doesn't like.
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I remember being round the parents house one night and a bunch of 16 year olds turned up asking if I had any cigarettes.
 
I laugh at everyone who goes "stupid american thing" when the kids don't see it like that, they see it as a fun time to dress up and get free sweets.

I bet dentists love Halloween.

Older ones? why does age have to be a factor? I'm 24, I would still go trick or treating as I love chocoloate (it shows, believe me) but at 24 and 17 stone, I would probably be quite intimidating to some old granny, and she'd probably give me her purse...... although I am quite low on funds this month *Dons black sky mask and picks up crowbar*
 
I'll probably ignore them, unless I look out the upstairs window and see anyone I know.

Bowl of sweets by the front door on standby :)
 
robgmun said:
Why oh why don't we do holloween like the US? Over there they have slutty schoolgirls outfits!
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I had to attend a party that got a little out of control on Saturday. I've not seen so much jailbait in one place ever. I'm surprised people let their daughters go out in some of those costumes...:eek:
 
Burnsy2023 said:
I had to attend a party that got a little out of control on Saturday. I've not seen so much jailbait in one place ever. I'm surprised people let their daughters go out in some of those costumes...:eek:
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Some parents don't have a very good grasp of morals.

Personlly, my daughter will be wearing a slanket until she's 18, first boyfriend will become very friendly with the business end of my air rifle.

Hopefully she'll grow up to be a lesbian, then I won't have to worry about paying for her kid
 
I live in a small block of flats and have a psycho neighbour on the middle floor who likes to shout out of his window at kids playing and anybody else that walks past as he sees fit, which is generally all of the time.

Over the years I'd imagine people don't bother with this block; certainly had none last year
 
I remember we got bored once as kids and went trick or treating and just put our jumpers over our heads and our arms halfway up our sleeves and flailed them around when they opened the door. They must have though we were right morons.

I don't have any candy or chocolate in the house anyways so I don't bother answering the door. Do feel a bit sad for the kids who go out for hours and come away with a pittance.
 
there's some people knocking on the door right now.

Bah,I just literally got home from work, going to the gym, if I see any outside I might throw a dumbbell at them.
 
Give them fruits, then they won't come a-knocking next year.

I remember a few years ago, there was a really nice old man who lives on my estate, he went all out for Halloween, proper decked out his house with all sorts of traps, there was a mechanical skeleton that used to scare the crap out of us.

One year he even had a coffin in the yard that he used to jump out at all the kids.

Why can't all old people be that much fun
 
I won't be answering the door although it will be obvious that someone is in. I think I'll place some eggs by the window overlooking the front-door to hit any little ****s that try something.
 
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