Is this a real girl, or a lie?

Cosimo · 9 Nov 2011 at 13:53

Scrutinize said:
Sorry, but you can do better than that.

How would she describe you and why she loves you?

Why don't you ask her?

arknor · 9 Nov 2011 at 13:59

britboy4321 said:
When trying to get with the ladies I was successful (per day)
<1% of the time when I went night-clubbing
<2% when I went pubbing
<1% of all other social occassions.
exactly 0% of many trips to Ibiza with that one mission objective to accomplish.

sounds wrong for someone who earns 100k

with that wage i could easily afford something like a ferrari and an expensive suit , pull pretty much any girl in any nightclub/pub

weve all seen you on dragons den and your not exactly sloth from the goonies and as proven by footballers even mingers can get a fit wife if they have money

Robbo · 9 Nov 2011 at 14:00

arknor said:
sounds wrong for someone who earns 100k

with that wage i could easily afford something like a ferrari and an expensive suit , pull pretty much any girl in any nightclub/pub

weve all seen you on dragons den and your not exactly sloth from the goonies and as proven by footballers even mingers can get a fit wife if they have money

Yeah, but he has no money.

Stinky · 9 Nov 2011 at 14:01

arknor said:
sounds wrong for someone who earns 100k

with that wage i could easily afford something like a ferrari and an expensive suit , pull pretty much any girl in any nightclub/pub

weve all seen you on dragons den and your not exactly sloth from the goonies and as proven by footballers even mingers can get a fit wife if they have money

i haven't seen him. is there a =youtube link??

britboy4321 · 9 Nov 2011 at 14:04

arknor said:
sounds wrong for someone who earns 100k

with that wage i could easily afford something like a ferrari and an expensive suit , pull pretty much any girl in any nightclub/pub

weve all seen you on dragons den and your not exactly sloth from the goonies and as proven by footballers even mingers can get a fit wife if they have money

In my experience it didn't work like that.

If you talk to a girl about how much money you have she'll think you're an absolute arrogant idiot.

If you spend money on a girl .. well .. beyond buying her drinks or a meal .. what else can you do during the chatting up phase? In a nightclub, you can hardly say .. I'll give you £120 to buy a new jacket, now howsabouts back to mine?' -- you'll end up wearing her drink! There is no way to spend money on her even if you wanted to, beyond £35 worth of cocktails ..

Besides - I think the idea of girls being impressed by money is highly over-rated.

No girl I've never met would give a flying monkeys if you had a Ferrari or a Mini. In fact most girls would DISLIKE the Ferrari owner as they'd consider him arrogant etc.

I don't know any girl who .. during the chatting up phase .. has ever given a single thought to whether any guy is rich or not. They DO care about if you live with mom and dad (which could be money related). But they DON'T care about if you're wearing a £4000 rolex or not. In fact they'll probably think you're not that nice a person if you are!!!!!

krooton · 9 Nov 2011 at 14:04

britboy4321 said:
Yea about that ...depending on how much holiday i take etc. why?

Senior Test Analysts earn on average £40k, with the upper end hitting £70k according to ITJobsWatch, I'm surprised that the delivery company you work for pay you £100k.

Scrutinize · 9 Nov 2011 at 14:05

britboy4321 · 9 Nov 2011 at 14:05

Robbo said:
Yeah, but he has no money.

Correct. Cash doesn't work hard enough. My (personal) balance is <£0.

Got some pretty nice investments though

britboy4321 · 9 Nov 2011 at 14:06

krooton said:
Senior Test Analysts earn on average £40k, with the upper end hitting £70k according to ITJobsWatch, I'm surprised ***** pay you £100k.

Contracting mate .. thats the key word here ..
ps. Posting personal details such as where someone else works is against the forum rules -- you should really edit out or risk a mods wrath ....

arknor · 9 Nov 2011 at 14:07

Stinky said:
i haven't seen him. is there a =youtube link??

Yeah, but he has no money.

i think hes full of **** tbh but he claims it so...

In my experience it didn't work like that.

If you talk to a girl about how much money you have she'll think you're an absolute arrogant idiot.

your doing it wrong..
you dont talk about money you just project an aura of your wealth and its like a magnet for most types of women who go clubbing.
you could happily get laid every night of the week by a different woman hear in newcastle if you know how to let people know you have money without actually saying it.

maybe you just have a poor taste in clothes or something... that suit on the dragons den reminds me of a janitors overall tbh

britboy4321 · 9 Nov 2011 at 14:10

arknor said:
maybe you just have a poor taste in clothes or something

Maybe. If they are desperate for rich guys in Newcastle I think maybe its a geographical thing.

Where I live a *lot* of people have money (especially round Richmond). And it's relatively easy for the girls to earn themselves what money they need. In a club every 3rd bloke will have quite a lot of money. So perhaps it's lower on a girl's priority list, or easier to find, when finding a fella' down here ..

Just guessing mind ..

Robbo · 9 Nov 2011 at 14:10

britboy4321 said:
Contracting mate .. thats the key word here ..
ps. Posting personal details such as where someone else works is against the forum rules -- you should really edit out or risk a mods wrath ....

Well, we have your (alleged) name and where you work, it shouldn't be hard to find out what they pay you.

Probably £20k~ at best.

Also, you did claim to be working in a place where you couldn't have a phone or anything to be able to take a picture of your imaginary ant farm you didn't make, I don't think a Yodel office is quite MI5 standards, do you?

TommyV · 9 Nov 2011 at 14:11

^ is that ACTUALLY britboy???

britboy4321 · 9 Nov 2011 at 14:11

TommyV said:
^ is that ACTUALLY britboy???

No, the cake is a lie.

Cosimo · 9 Nov 2011 at 14:12

TommyV said:
^ is that ACTUALLY britboy???

Yup.

TommyV · 9 Nov 2011 at 14:12

Scrutinize said:
Well, given the amount of rubbish BritBoy posts especially when starts a thread like this about interest from other ladies, I think it is fairly reasonable to expect him to provide some details of his current relationship.

It should be fairly easy and natural to describe your wife/partner and you should have some idea of what they would think about you.

But guess what, in BritBoy’s case it wasn’t and instead we got a 1-liner then a retort on how I would describe my partner (in the male sense), i.e. he is calling me gayand not in a politically correct sense but as an insult.

If BritBoy is having to result to such school playground insults when, all he had to do was describe his partner and the love of his life, there is something fundamentally wrong with his relationship, which we have already established as he is posting on the internet about his escapades chatting up other girls online.

You do know he's a troll, right?

But a bloody good troll at that.

mmj_uk · 9 Nov 2011 at 14:12

My guess is it's the girl in the middle pretending to be her hot friend to get attention, if you're as hot as the girl on the left you don't immediately give out photos to random strangers.

britboy4321 · 9 Nov 2011 at 14:12

Robbo said:
a ***** office is quite MI5 standards, do you?

Posting personal details such as where someone else works is against the forum rules -- you should really edit out or risk a mods wrath ....

TommyV · 9 Nov 2011 at 14:13

britboy4321 said:
No, the cake is a lie.

simulatorman said:
Yup.

Being insanely gullible. I'm going to go with the latter.

britboy4321 · 9 Nov 2011 at 14:14

Scrutinize said:
But guess what, in BritBoy’s case it wasn’t and instead we got a 1-liner then a retort on how I would describe my partner (in the male sense), i.e. he is calling me gayand not in a politically correct sense but as an insult.

No .. I presumed with all this deep discussion about 'feelings' and 'love' and 'why does your partner love you' you were a girl therefore your partner was a lad. No insult there.

If you want to 'explore your feelings about love' or press flowers or watch hollyoaks or something, you should just state on your profile that you are a man, to avoid further confusion.