Is this a real girl, or a lie?

Supercow said:
Just watched the youtube link.

You seem like an somewhat intelligent fella - rubbish idea - but certainly not a moron and can communicate your thoughts well enough.

How come every single one of your threads you come across like you are just that, or are you just a complete nutter?

Are you the best troll ever? (you seem to elicit loads of responses to each and every thread you start)
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People that haven't met me before think I'm a nutter but I don't think I am. This American girl I once met couldn't believe it, and all I did was shaved my head during some party for the lols and jumped over a fire and swapped 'getting our bits out' challenges with any girl that fancied it (wasn't married at the time). I mean, that was no big deal to anyone I thought just spicing up the party to stop it getting dull -- but she was like 'OMG MENTAL'.

I'm pretty confident I think. And I have longer on the planet than most people here so know a little more about how the world ticks I think.

I don't bother lying really ever as that's just dull.

The sad thing is I have stories that are even better but I can't write them on here as I can't prove it so everyone would just slate me for 9 pages (not fun when you can't on page 10 pull out some proof and laugh all the way to the bank!). Like this one time stuck in a public toilet with the squits and only a tinfoil packet of quavers to mop up with (it ended up on my chest). Then used my socks, flushed them, the toilet clogged up and my poo tumbled out, under the door, and over the feet of people by the urinal who went crazy. That was kinda funny ..

I've organised skinny dipping with 12 of my mates (8 girls) - then a rather wierd sing-along with acoustic guitars and roasting marshmellows - a kind of 'free love 60s' night. With no bonking. but again, no-one here will believe it, so best to just drop it!!

but I digress ...
 
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britboy4321 said:
Like this one time stuck in a public toilet with the squits and only a tinfoil packet of quavers to mop up with (it ended up on my chest). Then used my socks, flushed them, the toilet clogged up and my poo tumbled out, under the door, and over the feet of people by the urinal who went crazy. That was kinda funny ..

but I digress ...
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lol
 
robgmun said:
Ok buddy, i've added you to Skype, video call me and show me your stuff! ;)
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GET A MIC!!! :)

I'll unwrap all the cabling from mine if you really want to see more or still think I'm fibbing :) And I forgot to show you my mentally powerful motorbike :)



you have a lot of games -- maybe more than, or as many as myself! But I think they're cheeky torrents :)
 
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arknor said:
sounds wrong for someone who earns 100k

with that wage i could easily afford something like a ferrari and an expensive suit , pull pretty much any girl in any nightclub/pub

weve all seen you on dragons den and your not exactly sloth from the goonies and as proven by footballers even mingers can get a fit wife if they have money
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I'm not going to get into the whole britboy debate, will just say that it's perfectly conceivable (and actually probably quite average) for a contract tester to be on £100K per year in London, and also that's not enough to afford a Ferrari, at least if you want to have other things apart from a car.
Hell, living in London you can barely afford a nice house on £100K per year.
Whether britboy makes that or not I couldn't say, but it's certainly in the ballpark for what he says he does.
 
britboy4321 said:
I'm pretty confident I think. And I have longer on the planet than most people here so know a little more about how the world ticks I think.
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I have done stupid stuff before, I dont boast about it.

Do you have assburgers?

tbh I would love to just sit in a pub, have a beer and listen to a conversation of Dimple, britboy, franco22 and a few other users on here.
 
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Well ok, as i've said i'm an open minded bloke. Qudos for being on cam for a bit, yes he has the Computer setup and Football shirt, thats all real. Seem like a likeable and harmless if a little excitable fella. Your Misses and baby are lovely BTW.

I thought it was only far to show you my setup in return, I have both consoles and an Alienware PC as i'm a semi-serious gamer.

But yeah, he put his money where his mouth is
 
robgmun said:
Well ok, as i've said i'm an open minded bloke. Qudos for being on cam for a bit, yes he has the Computer setup and Football shirt, thats all real. Seem like a likeable and harmless if a little excitable fella. Your Misses and baby are lovely BTW.

I thought it was only far to show you my setup in return, I have both consoles and an Alienware PC as i'm a semi-serious gamer.

But yeah, he put his money where his mouth is
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Good times :D
 
robgmun said:
Your Misses
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pics!

britboy reminds me of an apprentice mechanic i used to work with. he would come in on a monday morning and chat to me as i got his service parts ready and tell me some random story which i would think was surely made up they were that bizarre, mostly involving him and his suzuki swift gti. that was until i went out in the car with him one saturday morning i was working to go and get a mcdonalds. on the way there, he overtook a car by using a lay by. had he told me this story without me actually witnessing it, i would not have believed him.
 
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cm1179 said:
and there you go acting 20 not 40
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20 is better than 40. Everythings more interesting. 40 is rubbish - what am I supposed to write? how I just got a new lawnmower and can I get a refund on it? Or how I'm finding I need 3 coast of paint with Dulux 1-coat? Middle age is Awful! And I'm not 40 yet.
 
How come you keep mentioning hotornot, doesn't the wife tell you if you look good or not?!
 
You look about 20-23 on dragons den, so that started in 2005 so it was early on in the series with those dragons, so thats puts you at about late 20s
 
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