Im not sorry, it your fault and your dumb

Seeing as this guy clearly knows whats dumb when looking after property, wouldn't the best thing be to give him a job in security? as he is a criminal so he can think like one and stop the criminals as he'll always be one step ahead

Lets face it, he's never going to write a novel or be a newspaper writer is he. :p
 
How come so many bash on the daily mail (fail?), but then it is probably the most linked news source I see on the forums. If its so bad then why read it?

I'm not having a go at people for it but just wondering.
 
FNGsam said:
How come so many bash on the daily mail (fail?), but then it is probably the most linked news source I see on the forums. If its so bad then why read it?

I'm not having a go at people for it but just wondering.
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It's bashed because most of it is completely biased rubbish that's either an outright lie or pandering to the far right.

It's posted a lot because a vocal minority of this forum love to be OUTRAGED.
 
I'd like to see a letter written by a home owner to a burglar..

‘I don’t no why I am writing a letter to you! I have been forced to write this letter by ISSP.
‘To be honest I’m not bothered or sorry about the fact that I beat you to a pulp and broke your arms and legs. Basicly it was your own fault anyways. I’m going to run you through the dumb mistakes you made. Firstly you didn’t wear body armour which most burglars should do these days.
‘Secondly your dumb to burgle in the Stainburns are area and your thick enough to enter via the downstairs kitchen window which is always booby trapped. I wouldnt try burglary in this are again.
‘But anyways I don’t feel sorry for you and Im not going to show any sympath or remores.’
 
would it be illegal to store you cross bow on top of you remote control care with web cam attached with a few well place motors / pullies etc etc??

that would be an awsome headline..

home owner harpoons burglar while on the beach using his (insert favorite smart phone)
 
edscdk said:
would it be illegal to store you cross bow on top of you remote control care with web cam attached with a few well place motors / pullies etc etc??

that would be an awsome headline..

home owner harpoons burglar while on the beach using his (insert favorite smart phone)
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With "Fired from my iPhone" carved on the side of the bolt.
 
Mamby-pamby liberal doo-gooders, I applaud you in creating this mess, the letter should have been read by the warden and then the lad should have been slapped about.
 
cheets64 said:
Mamby-pamby liberal doo-gooders, I applaud you in creating this mess, the letter should have been read by the warden and then the lad should have been slapped about.
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I'm going to suggest a middle ground between the two, but yeah... You can't just expect a criminal to feel sympathy for his victims if he literally doesn't know any better.

Go go excellent rehabilitation attempts in this pathetic country.
 
Victim blaming at its best.

Forcing someone to write an apology letter is an equally ludicrous idea though, because it completely defeats the point of apologising.
 
Pestilence said:
With "Fired from my iPhone" carved on the side of the bolt.
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quick patent / trademark "iDeath crossbow bolts"

Apple "iDeath bolt" - fire one kill the burglar stone dead (but it cost you £2000

Microsoft "micro bolt" - V1 misfired, V2 missed, V3 required a patch V4 incapicated the intruder.... cost £500 but you need to purchase MS Lump Hammer for £3000 to finish teh guy off.....

Android "droid bolt" - caused an argument between you and the guy that uses the Apple version but first bolt killed the burglar stone dead anyway at a cost of only £250
 
Whose fault would it have been if said kid had been run through with a kitchen knife?
 
I wrote better than that when I was in middle school, and I only got a C in English Language.

This guy must have failed. Oh and the ironing of his letter, it would perhaps remove the rinkels.
 
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