Just because you have used more punctuation doesn't make your use of it 'better'Dear god. My 9 year olds at work can write a better spelt, and punctuated, letter than that.
Meanwhile, back in the twenty first century...Mamby-pamby liberal doo-gooders, I applaud you in creating this mess, the letter should have been read by the warden and then the lad should have been slapped about.
Dear god! My 9 year olds at work can write a better spelt, and punctuated letter than that.
Smart guy.
"I dont know why I'm writing this letter. I'm writing this letter because ISSP told me to."
but I bet if the owner caught him and beat the crap out of him or shot him with a shotgun like that farmer dude it would be different. The owner would say your'e dumb its your fault for breaking in to my house, the courts would go your banged up for assault.
This countries judicial system sucks on great big hairy donkey testicles !!
Mamby-pamby liberal doo-gooders, I applaud you in creating this mess, the letter should have been read by the warden and then the lad should have been slapped about.
Put him in a microwave.
Yes its a daily fail article but i also read about it in the Sun
Yes its a daily fail article but i also read about it in the Sun
Bludgeon him with a can of beans or a rolling pin...
Certainly wouldn't get done for assault.
You certainly could.
I would just leave it but I almost feel I should explain, if your bludgeoning doesn't stop when the thief is no longer posing a threat then you'd be in as much trouble as anyone else assaulting someone - you'd just have used a more unusual weapon than most. If the rolling pin is kept at your bedside and you used it to beat the burglar into a bloody pulp then you'd have a certain amount of difficulty explaining why you normally keep a rolling pin there - it's not a common thing to store beside your bed or at least not where I come from...
You certainly could.
I would just leave it but I almost feel I should explain, if your bludgeoning doesn't stop when the thief is no longer posing a threat then you'd be in as much trouble as anyone else assaulting someone - you'd just have used a more unusual weapon than most. If the rolling pin is kept at your bedside and you used it to beat the burglar into a bloody pulp then you'd have a certain amount of difficulty explaining why you normally keep a rolling pin there - it's not a common thing to store beside your bed or at least not where I come from...
I'm somewhat surprised that a letter like that would be sent out, I would have thought that if the criminal wasn't showing remorse (or remores) then it rather defeats the point of sending the letter in the first place.