Dumbest lyrics you've ever heard in a song

Conscript said:
Anyhting by Tinie Tempah, et al, where they put words together simply because they rhyme.

"Yeah, They say hello, they say ‘ola and they say bonjour,
I’m ****ed i never got to fly on a concord,
I been Southampton but ive never been to Scunthorpe,
I’m ******* crazy with the kicks, call me Jean Claude"
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Would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit.
 
Conscript said:
Anyhting by Tinie Tempah, et al, where they put words together simply because they rhyme.

"Yeah, They say hello, they say ‘ola and they say bonjour,
I’m ****ed i never got to fly on a concord,
I been Southampton but ive never been to Scunthorpe,
I’m ******* crazy with the kicks, call me Jean Claude"
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In makes perfect sense in that context. If you listen to the lines around it and the point he's making in the song that is.

Just think about it.
 
I think we will find that the most ridiculous lyrics ever, have to be...

Ahhhhh ya ya yaaaah, ya ya yaaah, yaaah, ya yah.
Ohohohoooo! Oh ya yaaah, ya ya yaaah, yaaah, ya yah.
Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeh ye-ye-yeh ye-ye-yeh, oh hohohoh.
Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeh ye-ye-yeh ye-ye-yeh, oh hohohooooooooooo!
-aaaaoooooh, aaaooo hooo haha
Nah-nah-nah-nah-nuh-nuh, nah nuh-nuh, nah nuh-nuh, nah nuh-nuh, nuh-nah.
Nah-nah-nah-nun, nun-ah-nah, nun-ah-nah, nah-nah-nah-nah-nah!
Nah-nah-nah-nah-naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaah! Dah dah daaaaaaaaah
Da-da-daaah, daaah, daa-daah.
Lololololoooooooo! La la-laaaaaah, la la laah, lol, haha.
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho, ho-ho-ho, ho-ho-ho, oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Oh-ho-ho-ho, ho-ho-ho, ho-ho-ho, lo-lo-loooo!
AAIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-eee-eee-EEEE!
Luh luh lah, lah, lah-lah.
Oh-ho-ho-ho-hoooooo!-BOPahdududuh-dah-da dudaaah!
Da-da-daaah, daaah, daa-daah.
Lololololo, lololo, lololol, la la la la yaah!
Trolololo la, la-la-la, la-la-la-
Oh hahahaho! Hahaheheho! Hohohoheho! Hahahaheho!
Lolololololololo, lololololololol, lololololololol, lololo LOL!
Ahhhhh! La-la-laaah! La la-laaah, laaah, la-la.
Oh-ho-ho-ho-hoooooo! La, la-laaaah, lalala, lol, haha.
Lolololo-lololo-lololo, oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Lolololo-lololo-lololo, oh-ho-ho-ho hooooooooooooooooooooo!
 
Me not working hard?
Yea right picture that with a kodak
And better yet, go to times square
Take a picture of me with a kodak

:edit: damnit, beaten :(

and

We were trying different things
We were smoking funny things

THAT'S NOT RHYMING. IT'S THE SAME WORD. THAT DOESN'T COUNT.
 
True love and lipstick on your linen
Bite the pillow, make no sound
If there's some living to be done
Before your life becomes your tomb
You'd better know I'm the one
Unchain your back door, invite me around

;)
 
AberystwythLAD said:
I'll get the ball rolling on this thread. :cool:

'hand you another drink, drink it if you can, can you spend a little time, time is drifting away'

Come on, The Wanted are one of the best, if not the best, band of all time but those lyrics are just whack. What the hell? :eek:
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*chokes on drink*

I'm sorry?! What planet are you living on?!
 
Conscript said:
You're gonna have to help me out.

I just listened to it again and it still sounded ridiculous.
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"Yeah, They say hello, they say ‘ola and they say bonjour" - Reference to the females mentioned before. Or, Reference to his fans, and how he is not just limited to fans in the UK but other countries as well.

"I’m ****ed i never got to fly on a concord" - He has the money now to fly but Concord has been retired.

"I been Southampton but ive never been to Scunthorpe", - This ones random

I’m ******* crazy with the kicks, call me Jean Claude" -
Kicks:
A) Shoes
b) To hit some one with ones foot

Tinie’s obsession about shoes is comparable to Jean-Claude Van Damme’s madd Kickboxing prowess.

A lot of that is C+P, but more or less what I was thinking.

Please fully star out all swearing in future. Thank you.
 
aaron333 said:
"Yeah, They say hello, they say ‘ola and they say bonjour" - Reference to the females mentioned before. Or, Reference to his fans, and how he is not just limited to fans in the UK but other countries as well.

"I’m ****ed i never got to fly on a concord" - He has the money now to fly but Concord has been retired.

"I been Southampton but ive never been to Scunthorpe", - This ones random

I’m ******* crazy with the kicks, call me Jean Claude" -
Kicks:
A) Shoes
b) To hit some one with ones foot

Tinie’s obsession about shoes is comparable to Jean-Claude Van Damme’s madd Kickboxing prowess.

A lot of that is C+P, but more or less what I was thinking.
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So its another hip hop song about money/women/cars/trainers interspersed with random words and lines to fill out the rhyming quota?

Sounds like dumb lyrics to me, whether contextually accurate to his song or not.
 
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Flubble said:
Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron Chacarron, n', aliluliron, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron

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I was just about to post the video to this :D
 
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