Dumbest lyrics you've ever heard in a song

Yeah, They say hello, they say ‘ola and they say bonjour,
I’m ****** i never got to fly on a concord,
I bin Southampton but ive never bin to Scunthorpe,
I’m ******* crazy with the kicks, call me Jean Claude,

Tinie Tempah - Pass Out

Shocking :p

Raymond Lin said:
What? Not a few days suspension? Thought that was the rule? :confused:
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Different rules for different people as per use :p
 
Saw Jessie J on x-factor last night and her new song is straight out of the cliche dictionary.

I stare at my reflection in the mirror:
"Why am I doing this to myself?"
Losing my mind on a tiny error,
I nearly left the real me on the shelf.
No, no, no, no, no...

Don't lose who you are in the blur of the stars!
Seeing is deceiving, dreaming is believing,
It's okay not to be okay.
Sometimes it's hard to follow your heart.
Tears don't mean you're losing, everybody's bruising,
Just be true to who you are!

Brushing my hair, do I look perfect?
I forgot what to do to fit the mold, yeah!
The more I try the less it's working, yeah
'Cause everything inside me screams
No, no, no, no, no...

Yes, no's, egos, fake shows, like WHOA!
Just go, and leave me alone!
Real talk, real life, good love, goodnight,
With a smile, that's my home!
That's my home, no...
 
v0n said:
In an mmmbop they’re not there.
Until you lose your hair.
No, But you don’t care.

What? Oh, it's Hanson, that's all right then, it's not supposed to make sense.
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Thats the middle eight taken totally out of context, the song as a whole does make reasonable sense and has a decent(ish) message.

For dumb lyrics look no further than the Gummy Bears theme tune and the worlds first and last attempt at rhyming Forest with Chorus, truly spectacular.

Most of feeders songs make very little sense when written down but seem to work when recorded allthough their biggest hit Buck Rodgers is a set of temporary lyrics made up to fit a tune whichhas no meaning what so ever so based on that if you want commercial success write drivel it's what people buy.
 
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My favourite band but Goo Goo Dolls certainly have some odd lyrics at times. Their song 'Only One':

"I used to be a folk singer, now you're just a joke singer.
Ain't no smokin' dope singer, swingin from a rope singer."


Hands down though the strangest lyrics has to be the entire back catalogue of The Presidents of the USA:

"Everybody wants to be naked and famous,
Everybody wants to be just like me
I'm naked
And famous"

 
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Your mama, your daddy
Your greasy, greasy grandmammy
You got a hole in your panty
Got a big behind like Frankenstein
Going beep-beep-beep down Sesame Street
Toot-toot-toot wear army boots
In your ear with a can of beer
Up your butt with a coconut
OOOHHHH!

Do you want me to tell you what I really think about you?

You got facial hair like a polar bear
You blow up like a toad and then explode
Your face looks mean like Halloween
You got big red eyes like cherry pies
You got the IQ of a digeridoo
You look insane and got no brain
You got a big fat belly like a bowl full of jelly
Your fat mum Milly looks like Free Willy

etc etc.
 
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