Britain: Oh damn, seems like we're skint again after a decade of socialist overspending.
Labour: (snigger) The idiots didn't learn after the winter of discontent when we bankrupted the country last time we were in power. And they'll forget in a few years that we bankrupted the country this time too.
Tories: Seems like we're going to have to be the unpopular party again sorting the mess out. OK, here goes...
<deep breath> reign in rampant public overspending, fight the belligerent unions, cut overspending on benefits, encourage small-medium business growth, promote a working ethic, try to reinstate a sense of patriotism & national pride etc etc...
Labour: Heh heh, we don't have to come up with any policies because you will become unelectable at the next election matey boy. Just sorting our mess out makes you seem like you are to blame.
Tories : In that case we'll shout it out loudly so everyone knows "EVERYONE, WE NEED TO TIGHTEN OUR BELTS. THE UK IS SKINT!"
Britain: Everyone is getting used to this idea, and is tightening their belts. People are having pay frozen, pay cuts and even losing their jobs and homes. But we all know that times are tough (hell, I've lost 10% of my salary in the last few years due to frozen pay).
And just as the tumbleweeds are settling, a large, fat cat that was once nearly extinct waddles onto centre stage and sneers at the public
"Times are tough for you mugs that pay our wages, but we won't accept that the knock on effect affects us! Economics only affect the private sector, we shouldn't be touched"
And all the time the fat cat is preening and posing in front of the cameras it has longed for over the last 20 years, if you look very carefully you can see a man in it's shadow. He's trying very hard not to be seen, but he's there. The man with the lisp, the patch of grey and the Wallace & Gromit face, he's embarrassed to be there but if you look carefully behind the preening fat cat you'll see him cowering there.