Best moment of 2011 on OCUK?

"So, I conjured a fireball"
"Pancake" (which I made that hilarious avatar... ;) ;))
 
ng93 said:
Gareth's thread if anyone missed it:

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18236540

Definitely thread of the year for me. Sure there's been funnier threads here in GD (towels and pancakes lol) but nothing as inspirational as that thread.

On a related note do we get to vote for man of honour? As I know who i'm voting for ;)
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The first time I've ever heard of that thread.

Wow, going to sit down with a cup of tea and get reading!
 
I'm a noob but funniest moment for me was the lad who posted photos of his gf. Couple of days later photos were posted of the girl holding a sign saying it's all lies. Can't remember the lad's name.....think he never posted again LOL
 
G-MAN2004 said:
Did his life story that someone posted on here ever turn out to be true? If so, he really is a ****.
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What this post?

DiamondMark
Mark and Dave

What a pair these two,where to start.
25 years ago these two vermin had not a penny, worked on doors of nightclubs, yobs for hire.
Several years of selling cars later the first expansion into buying poor peoples gold happened, shop number one was born.
Our heroes left the car sales behind, here was a way they could buy stolen jewelry to their hearts content then melt it down, great!
Several burnt rival shops in the local area later, they had a little monopoly going.

Then a bright young thing introduced them to diamonds in Africa.
Naturally Mark and Dave didnt care if it was a conflict stone or not, infact they both loved conflict and embraced a certain part of Africa.
Many visits to Africa and got knows how many people hurt later they become Mr and Mr legitimate diamond dealer in Hatton Garden, very nice.

Next came a period of huge prosperity, buying houses by the road, evicting people into the street with bully boy tactics, no remorse, i mean who cares about poor homeless people.
I could not help but notice on here that Mark loves talking about fires, that being the preferred weapon of choice if something does not go his way.
Building regulations on a listed building in Grantham getting in the way, no problem, let us just have a fire, damn vandals.

Now onto women, what a great dad, bully to his son, adoring father to his daughter, unfaithful husband to his wife. But let us not worry about that, he can always buy them a new car to shut them up.
How many office staff did you stay late with training Mark? How many had to get the sack when they started calling you at home?
Did you not brag that you never once gave a job to a muslim? Why can you not advertise for staff for any of your many and varied business's in a job centre?

How about dave and his manslaughter trial, Marks partner, i do not see you advertising that on any of your banner adverts.

Let us leave no stone unturned, next it was pawn shops, of course these two could never be licenced for anything, i know let us get some managers in and pay them silly wages, then assault them when they are accused of stealing.
What a beautiful business, preying on the poor.

I know all this will be water from this mans back but several of us are sick of him, and his butter would not melt act.

Worst of all i am ashamed to admit he is a relative of mine. But you wont know who i am will you because you never bothered to help family unless they could help you or wanted to work for slave wages. Interesting story.
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Sounds like one shifty mother ****er.
 
jaybrock said:
I'm a noob but funniest moment for me was the lad who posted photos of his gf. Couple of days later photos were posted of the girl holding a sign saying it's all lies. Can't remember the lad's name.....think he never posted again LOL
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lol, I remember this one.


For anyone who missed it, AdamJKelly posted a pic of 'his GF', but Blinkz posted pics of said girl with her a holding note saying she does not date AdamJKelly. :D

(on the GF thread from around page 80 or so)
 
mithrandir said:
lol, I remember this one.


For anyone who missed it, AdamJKelly posted a pic of 'his GF', but Blinkz posted pics of said girl with her a holding note saying she does not date AdamJKelly. :D

(on the GF thread from around page 80 or so)
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Classic!

Oh Mumsnet was quite good as well :)

kd
 
It's not from OcUK, so obviously doesn't count to this, but this thread reminded me of the "ya boy dave" thread that went round the internet.
 
nydryl said:
Was it earlier this year that a late night thread resulted in a few of us trawling strange Asian sex forums after somebody was unmasked as having impregnated an Asian girl and cheated...or something to this effect. It think his request was how to get a photo removed from google images? That was a funny thread/night. Someone will remember it. Might have been last year though, my memory is awful.
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This was epic, for me the best ever.

The speed it was carried through was shocking, to watch another human get "i raped" with such precision was like finding another "wonder of the world" from an entertainment level.

playing the devils advocate i do think sometimes the GD forum is a haven waiting for people to snipe, attack or "i rape" anyone who leaves themselves open for a second.

/super flame suit on:D

(grammer check on);) - failed, ah screw it
 
nydryl said:
Was it earlier this year that a late night thread resulted in a few of us trawling strange Asian sex forums after somebody was unmasked as having impregnated an Asian girl and cheated...or something to this effect. It think his request was how to get a photo removed from google images? That was a funny thread/night. Someone will remember it. Might have been last year though, my memory is awful.
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Assasin-uk said:
This was epic, for me the best ever.
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You mean the '6 star thread' where someone wanted to delete a photo on Google images and the ocuk detectives found out about their 'adventures in Japan and Thailand' blog and posts on other forums asking about 'sex related' things? If so, that thread was a real eye opener in showing the really dodgy stuff some people get up to.

I would say that it is a contender to be the best ocuk thread ever.
 
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