I am being literally targeted

Can't believe it took 95 posts before somebody suggested the obvious

That would be the solution, a bit difficult when there is no one else around.

I even tried the camera on another window + turn on loo light trick last night and he didn't bite. Albeit I think the stupid IR focus light on my compact ruined my plan I think!
 
Raymondo, you are literally the planet's worst ninja. In fact, I think the laser is only pointing at you when someone somewhere asks "So, who is the planet's worst ninja, again?".
 
Raymond Lin - Architecture graduate, Law student and Master of the Camera Lens - outwitted by mischievious child...


or is it...

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smash his mums backdoor in, then batter his sisters gingsters, then simply fling your faeces at his windows until he stops ?
 
As already said, beat him at his own game. Buy a much better laser, shine it at him then throw something like a blackcat banger into his garden at the same time

That should scare him off for a while. Failing that why not just go over, ask his parents to get him to stop shining a laser in your eyes because you couldnt see properly for a few minutes - either his dad will give him a beasting and he wont do it again or he wont care and the kid will carry on.

Then back to the first step
 
I turn the light on?

so you are saying he sits in his house at night, constantly watching your house, even into the small hours of the morning..he never moves just hoping to catch you out

if you know who it is...wait till its dark, pour petrol through his letterbox and burn his house to the ground..but then again he will see you coming seeing as sits motionless by his window just hoping to catch a glimpse of you..do you think he poos in a bag so he doesnt miss his chance to annoy you?!
 
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I would say if you find out which house it is, is to buy a powerful green laser. Then contact your air force buddies and call in a AC130 Gunship strike with "BRING THE RAIN". Then watch in glee as the house is demolished.
 
How often is it happening Ray?

Most days, between the hours of 7 to 1am.

He must watches across the street (windows closed as it is so cold out now), as even I go into the loo he flashes the laser onto my window (so it's not like the noise of the door closing that alert him of my presence, he must look outside). One time I didn't even turn on the light in the bathroom but merely opened the bathroom door so the hall light flooded into the bathroom, enough light for me to see to brush my teeth as I don't like the extractor fan comes just before bed. Even then, with just the light from the hallway from opening the bathroom door, within 30 seconds I see this red dot over the window.

Although on Saturday, I turned on the downstairs front door hallway light and about to head out to move the car from the road into the drive, i see red dots on it the glass pane on the front door pretty much soon as I turn on the light. So I turned off all the lights, then turned on my LED torch in the strobe mode and flash that around. I even shine my own red laser into the inside of my door. He knows i know he is watching now and he knows i have a laser.

Not been "targeted" since, at least not last night.
 
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Probably some kids - I'd try and ignore and just get on with it - but I can see how it's annoying. Have you got a rough idea as to where it's coming from?>
 
This kid is clearly smarter than you.

Chalk this one down as a loss & move to a different street - hopefully the kids there won't be such criminal masterminds.
 
kill everyone in the street, one at a time a few days apart,

when the light stops you know you got the right person...

got a better one hat will not send you to prison...

get a friend over, wait till you see your dot so you know you are being watched then pretend to kill your friend....

do it several times getting your friend to wear a wig or fake tash...

the kid may be a physo, but you don't mess with a serial killer....
 
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