Buy that poster a Christmas present : A Fictional Tale

^TANK^ · 19 Dec 2011 at 18:00

Tefal said:
Oh you won't be needing that, I've brought my own tool

Judgeneo · 19 Dec 2011 at 18:01

I leave GD for a week and it turns into what appears to be a 'male spooning' fest.

G-MAN2004 · 19 Dec 2011 at 19:35

Tummy said:
G-MAN gets to meet Feeder

Yay, awesome! :cool:

Tummy gets to relive his school days, except this time at Hogwarts.

5UB gets a pair of Uggs for Christmas.

Princey finds his perfect Asian girlfriend.

MissileMoose · 19 Dec 2011 at 20:00

I'll get Dickyb0b a real serion for Christmas.

Destination · 19 Dec 2011 at 20:05

I would get compoboyo a diagnosis.

MisChief · 19 Dec 2011 at 20:13

Nitefly said:
The choice of a night spent with either MisChief or me.

Frankly if it's the former, I'd be devastated.

*pouts*

Why don't we give him the best present ever - a night spent with both of us. :eek:

uvarvu · 19 Dec 2011 at 20:18

I'd buy secret spy something to help her with what she's going through. No idea what though.

Dano · 19 Dec 2011 at 20:18

I'd buy ^TANK^ & Tefal a room... by the hour of course

Aod · 19 Dec 2011 at 20:28

I'm going to buy one of my best friends an MP5 because he got me a job.

Edrof · 19 Dec 2011 at 20:29

^Along similar lines, I bought myself an M4 this Christmas.

Admiral Huddy · 19 Dec 2011 at 20:33

Stulid - Super iSpec 400i - for faster spec me posting

CaptnSquiff - New cabin boy

Aunty Von - New Hand cuffs after borrowing yours and them falling behind the back of the sofa - Sorry mate

haaammit · 19 Dec 2011 at 20:51

d_brennen said:
jakesnake gets a new roll of tin foil. The extra long and thick turkey foil kind

Shiny side out or shiny side in?

Biohazard · 19 Dec 2011 at 21:01

I did see one for Ahleckz the other day, a £10,000 travel bar in a suitcase.

Looked the business, Ralph Lauren or something I can't remember and can't find it but if I do I'll return.

Happy christmas Ahleckz.

Castiel can get a dog eared, but autographed, KJV from me.

Happy christmas Castiel

fiveub · 19 Dec 2011 at 21:33

Lots of nice gifts for me! I'd take all of them!

Kosmiche · 19 Dec 2011 at 21:43

Thai bride for moi.

Tefal · 19 Dec 2011 at 21:44

5UB said:
Lots of nice gifts for me! I'd take all of them!

oh you'll take it all....

fiveub · 19 Dec 2011 at 21:45

Tefal said:
oh you'll take it all....

Depends what you mean and in which way... I don't trust you.

Tefal · 19 Dec 2011 at 21:47

5UB said:
Depends what you mean and in which way... I don't trust you.

Awww you can trust me

Btw does this smell like chloroform to you?

Justintime · 19 Dec 2011 at 22:00

Fox gets that personality chip installed (i jest

)

Squark · 19 Dec 2011 at 22:02

I'd give Tefal a dictionary, so he can learn to spell.