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Chuck norris was fed up with the neighbours loud music, so he roundhouse kicked the neighbours in the face. The council ran away.

He did this:

When Chuck Norris’s wife burned the turkey at Christmas, Chuck said, “Don’t worry about it honey,” and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, “Never question Chuck Norris.”

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life
 
KingArthur said:
Chuck norris was fed up with the neighbours loud music, so he roundhouse kicked the neighbours in the face. The council ran away.

He did this:

When Chuck Norris’s wife burned the turkey at Christmas, Chuck said, “Don’t worry about it honey,” and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, “Never question Chuck Norris.”

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life
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Please stop with the whole Chuck Norris thing. This applies to the whole of the internet.
 
Crap, I bet all that noise makes you continuously feel naff. I dunno if I'd cope, I'd feel so ill.
C, I bet all that noise makes you continuously feel naff. I dunno if I'd cope, I'd feel so ill.
Call that noise makes you continuously feel naff. I dunno if I'd cope, I'd feel so ill.
Call th noise makes you continuously feel naff. I dunno if I'd cope, I'd feel so ill.
Call the makes you continuously feel naff. I dunno if I'd cope, I'd feel so ill.
Call the continuously feel naff. I dunno if I'd cope, I'd feel so ill.
Call the cously feel naff. I dunno if I'd cope, I'd feel so ill.
Call the counaff. I dunno if I'd cope, I'd feel so ill.
Call the councope, I'd feel so ill.
Call the counc feel so ill.
Call the council.

Woah.
 
arctine said:
Crap, I bet all that noise makes you continuously feel naff. I dunno if I'd cope, I'd feel so ill.
C, I bet all that noise makes you continuously feel naff. I dunno if I'd cope, I'd feel so ill.
Call that noise makes you continuously feel naff. I dunno if I'd cope, I'd feel so ill.
Call th noise makes you continuously feel naff. I dunno if I'd cope, I'd feel so ill.
Call the makes you continuously feel naff. I dunno if I'd cope, I'd feel so ill.
Call the continuously feel naff. I dunno if I'd cope, I'd feel so ill.
Call the cously feel naff. I dunno if I'd cope, I'd feel so ill.
Call the counaff. I dunno if I'd cope, I'd feel so ill.
Call the councope, I'd feel so ill.
Call the counc feel so ill.
Call the council.

Woah.
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Tried too hard
2/10
 
arctine said:
Crap, I bet all that noise makes you continuously feel naff. I dunno if I'd cope, I'd feel so ill.
C, I bet all that noise makes you continuously feel naff. I dunno if I'd cope, I'd feel so ill.
Call that noise makes you continuously feel naff. I dunno if I'd cope, I'd feel so ill.
Call th noise makes you continuously feel naff. I dunno if I'd cope, I'd feel so ill.
Call the makes you continuously feel naff. I dunno if I'd cope, I'd feel so ill.
Call the continuously feel naff. I dunno if I'd cope, I'd feel so ill.
Call the cously feel naff. I dunno if I'd cope, I'd feel so ill.
Call the counaff. I dunno if I'd cope, I'd feel so ill.
Call the councope, I'd feel so ill.
Call the counc feel so ill.
Call the council.

Woah.
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That's actually quite cool:)
 
simon22 said:
The council has given a verdict that no music/entertainment or anything is allowed out of a certain restaurant after 9pm. This was a couple of months ago and they seemed to have went along with the rule. But now the people resume to play music EVEN AFTER 3am in the morning, and as I live like next door I can hear everything. What should I do? They know that they are not allowed and that they are disturbing the neigbourhood.

No point really going to them and telling them as they will ignore as they have done before, should I call the police?

:mad:
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... and remember to breathe out after breathing in. I advise this as I fear you may have trouble doing this when you post questions like you have above :rolleyes:
 
simon22 said:
Not really sure guys, mixed opinions here.

Should I really contact the council?
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Yes. We have gathered from this thread, you need to call anonymously, preferably from a phone box. The defendants will call in a military trained sniper to watch the phone box from a 10th storey window (because that's what happens).

You then need to tell everybody truths about your life, stuff that you wouldn't tell anybody, to become free. Me and flibbage will be filming the whole thing, and we will call it 'council booth'.

Everybody profits.
 
[TW]Sponge;20904211 said:
Yes. We have gathered from this thread, you need to call anonymously, preferably from a phone box. The defendants will call in a military trained sniper to watch the phone box from a 10th storey window (because that's what happens).

You then need to tell everybody truths about your life, stuff that you wouldn't tell anybody, to become free. Me and flibbage will be filming the whole thing, and we will call it 'council booth'.

Everybody profits.
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Sorry for me being a retard, but I only just realised that this is from phone booth :D
 
I've got it. The people of GD have spoken.

Go round and kick them in the ovaries.

Or tell the council.
 
[TW]Sponge;20904211 said:
Yes. We have gathered from this thread, you need to call anonymously, preferably from a phone box. The defendants will call in a military trained sniper to watch the phone box from a 10th storey window (because that's what happens).

You then need to tell everybody truths about your life, stuff that you wouldn't tell anybody, to become free. Me and flibbage will be filming the whole thing, and we will call it 'council booth'.

Everybody profits.
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So when does production start, I've got my RED camera ready. ;)
 
[TW]Sponge;20904091 said:
Please stop with the whole Chuck Norris thing. This applies to the whole of the internet.
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KingArthur as he likes to call himself, has a tendency to continually re-post crap.
 
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