I love the purple shop, but not to shop, for shenanigans!,
many a time going in with someone who was browsing around, stand near a system with bemused and puzzled look,
wait for onslaught of uneducated fools, pretend to be in awe of every specification they throw at you, no matter how dumb they sound,
then the clincher, inform them just about everything they said is wrong,
of course its utterly mean and totally pointless but so are the sales staff.
Oh and the 'can I help sir?' retort 'I don't know, can you?', simply brilliant at sending them walking away with puzzled looks.
Must admit though people who ive been unable to convince to go elsewhere I have gone with them to help them choose and saved them from the unscrupulous sales staff. Let the staff lay out every detail and then torn apart everything they said that was wrong. Even had them open a system up so I could check what was in there a few times as the specs were wrong and I had to prove it to them. Or on the other hand I just wanted to see the system had a decent enough mobo. Never won any friends from the staff but won friends who bought from there a few discounts.
Good lord, do something more productive with your life. I.e. picking your nose etc

