Office Party

Django x2 · 13 Jan 2012 at 16:10

Where's the joke?

Tibbz2 · 13 Jan 2012 at 16:11

Steve2000 said:
Y.

Skillmister · 13 Jan 2012 at 16:14

PapaLazaru said:
Weekend ban tbf.

Skillmister · 13 Jan 2012 at 16:15

PapaLazaru said:
Anyway.......................

Welcome to Ready Steady Cook!

'So Antony, you had £5 to spend........what's in your bag'?

'Well I got some organic chicken, langoustines, rice, stock, scallops, onions, garlic, stilton, brie, goats cheese and three bottles of cava. I have two pounds and seventy four pence left'.

*coat got*

Delvis · 13 Jan 2012 at 16:16

Burnsy2023 said:
That's quite good. Got a lol out of me.

I didnt get it at all

EDIT: Ah

Greebo · 13 Jan 2012 at 16:16

Just come back from seeing Warhorse............wow. Sarah Jessica Parker gives the performance of her career.

Greebo · 13 Jan 2012 at 16:19

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it was stuffed inside Anthony Worrall Thompson's jacket

Tefal · 13 Jan 2012 at 16:20

grimm said:
Come on, it's Friday afternoon, give him a break

Ideally one of his larger limbs....

randal · 13 Jan 2012 at 16:21

Greebo · 13 Jan 2012 at 16:22

Last night he Mrs said, turn the bedside light out and I'll let you stick it up my bum. To be fair I probably should have waited till the bulb had cooled first.

Cosimo · 13 Jan 2012 at 16:23

Greebo said:
Last night he Mrs said, turn the bedside light out and I'll let you stick it up my bum. To be fair I probably should have waited till the bulb had cooled first.

I think your lights will be going out shortly.

randal · 13 Jan 2012 at 16:23

I lol'd, better.

Swifty55 · 13 Jan 2012 at 16:27

When I got in bed with my girlfriend last night, she called me a pervert.

I told her that's a big word for a 9 year old...

Tefal · 13 Jan 2012 at 16:29

It's meant to be paedophile, pervert is a short word

Mr-White · 13 Jan 2012 at 16:36

Don't worry we've all done it..

MW

Thorper · 13 Jan 2012 at 16:37

Curio · 13 Jan 2012 at 16:41

Swifty55 said:
When I got in bed with my girlfriend last night, she called me a pervert.

I told her that's a big word for a 9 year old...

Is that a Jimmy Carr joke?

Greebo · 13 Jan 2012 at 16:44

I had the awkward sexual history conversation with my girlfriend, I had to list them all right from my first girlfriend, to her... and THAT is when I should have stopped.