You are a cat, this garden isn't even yours

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Nightglow said:
Had same problem a few years back, my solution was simple.

Went to local cat & dogs home, borrowed a cat trap, baited it with some fish & placed it where cats were crapping.

Took a few day to catch both cats, but I did, then I got a friend who was going to Scotland, some 500 miles away to take them & release them there.

They never came back.:D
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What a horrible person you are.

Jay794 said:
Air Rifle? don't shoot at it, but if you shoot near it, the noise should be enough to scare it off
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Another stupid suggestion.
 
joey1211 said:
Seems a bit harsh. How would you like it if your pet disappeared one day.
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When there is about ten well kept gardens, & the cats walked from one end of the cul de sac to the other end, passing all the other gardens just to crap in my garden, then it's war.:mad::mad:

And the cat trap was a better option than the other plan I have used before.
 
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We're at work when this happens. As well as being serial garden crappers, cats also appear to be terrific cowards and all round general bad eggs.

But cat lovers - please keep telling me why I should leave my beautiful house in a great neighbourhood where we're settled and enjoy our lives because cats want to crap in my garden. That's the kind of golden advice I'm really searching for here :)
 
Man up & accept it, or move to a country where people don't keep cats.

As a last resort you could whine on a forum.

Take a pick.
 
MattTheTall77 said:
agreed. A cat doesn't know about boundaries, it wasn't being malicious or targetting him, yet his actions were vindictive and cruel. I hope there is such a thing as bad karma.
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Indeed, if somebody did that to one of my family pet's somebody would be missing some teeth not long after.
 
Could get some cat scarers? I'm not sure what the technical name is but they emit a high pitched sound when they detect movement and apparently cats can't bare it.
The mrs' parents had a few in their garden and they worked well.

EDIT, how bizarre, both TC and I suggest the same thing!
 
Robbo said:
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Well said indeed. I'm not sure what Magnolia wants as an answer here?
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Maybe he wants reassurance for wanting to punish cats for being cats.

Seems like one of those "won't do anything practical, to the internets!" moments.

I hear they don't like lemon juice, try putting some lemom peel about and see if it does anything?

Maybe googling "cat repellents" is too hard nowadays.
 
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kylew said:
Oh look, one of your sigs is actually relevant for once!

"A whiny Manchild appears!"
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kylew meet irony; irony, this is kylew. He's new here.

Robbo said:
:D

Well said indeed. I'm not sure what Magnolia wants as an answer here?
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Either a serious answer to my problem or at least a half-hearted comedic attempt at one. Two great choices, all you've got to do is pick!

Robbo said:
SEND THEM BACK!
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If only I could :(


e : cat scarers? Thank you gents, I assume this is a pet shop purchase?
 
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[FnG]magnolia;21067927 said:
Either a serious answer to my problem or at least a half-hearted comedic attempt at one. Two great choices, all you've got to do is pick!
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Any form of cat scaring device is your only hope. If they fail, there's not much you can do.

Getting a cat could be a solution, you'll learn to love them in time. ;)
 
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