Be careful what you wish for.

LordSplodge · 23 Jan 2012 at 21:55

Skidder said:
Post op transvestites still have their Johnsons they are just sliced in two, pushed inside them and then have the hat used to fashion an important lady element.

O'rly?

EdGey · 23 Jan 2012 at 22:16

I'll let you know if any ever come true.

arctine · 23 Jan 2012 at 22:20

[TW]Sponge;21104397 said:
Grammar.

Heh.

G-MAN2004 · 23 Jan 2012 at 22:24

I once wished for... Actually no, I won't go there.

arctine · 23 Jan 2012 at 22:26

I once wished I'd never grow up.

Got into all sorts of bother with a pirate.

FoxEye · 23 Jan 2012 at 22:28

Skidder said:
Post op transvestites still have their Johnsons they are just sliced in two, pushed inside them and then have the hat used to fashion an important lady element.

Addicted · 23 Jan 2012 at 22:29

What a pointless thread, OP doesn't even say what he wished for.

wnb · 24 Jan 2012 at 00:04

My wife wished for a toilet seat for xmas

She got one! I wrapped it up and everything.

wordy · 24 Jan 2012 at 06:50

[FnG]magnolia;21098514 said:
We won't judge you too much.

Kamwah · 24 Jan 2012 at 06:59

Robbie G said:
I once wished I was rich and powerful. Unfortunately, I woke up as a Colombian drug lord and was shot and killed.

I wished I was a guy who was in touch with his feelings/feminine side. I woke up a pussy and cried until my girlfriend left me cos she thought I was so pathetic.

/reference

Craig1981 · 24 Jan 2012 at 08:35

Skidder said:
Post op transvestites still have their Johnsons they are just sliced in two, pushed inside them and then have the hat used to fashion an important lady element.

Stop spoiling my fun!

Irish_Tom · 24 Jan 2012 at 08:50

I expect domthecondom will be careful what he wishes for next time.

Admiral Huddy · 24 Jan 2012 at 08:54

I wished for 10 years of marriage when I married the Mrs.. Now I have to endure 10 more

Participant · 24 Jan 2012 at 09:26

Kamwah said:
I wished I was a guy who was in touch with his feelings/feminine side. I woke up a pussy and cried until my girlfriend left me cos she thought I was so pathetic.

/reference

I wished I was rich and powerful. I woke up a supreme athlete but with a tiny penis. /Real life

Skidder · 24 Jan 2012 at 09:43

Robbie G said:
I woke up a supreme athlete but with a tiny penis. /Real life

Are you Caster Semenya?

Alphane · 24 Jan 2012 at 10:40

I wish I knew what this thread was supposed to be about

Participant · 24 Jan 2012 at 10:42

Alphane said:
I wish I knew what this thread was supposed to be about

Duh, stuff you wished you had but then regretted it. E.g. you wished you had a sports car, but when you bought it it ended up costing you thousands and you regretted it. You wished you could have sex with the class fitty, managed it, but she had terrible breath. Etc.

Alphane · 24 Jan 2012 at 10:50

Robbie G said:
Duh, stuff you wished you had but then regretted it. E.g. you wished you had a sports car, but when you bought it it ended up costing you thousands and you regretted it. You wished you could have sex with the class fitty, managed it, but she had terrible breath. Etc.

Ok now I regret wishing that

Participant · 24 Jan 2012 at 10:54

Now you've got it!!