People who make you lol on public transport

Some 14 year old girl was talking openly on the team today about how her idol was Adolf Hitler, because he ACHIEVED SO MUCH.... everyone was just silent and bert staring her.

I also once saw a guy kicking some disabled guy's wheelchair claiming he was pretending to be disabled to claim benefit, saying he had seen the wheelchair guy walking around the previous week - the guy had a big sign of the back of the wheelchair "I am disabled" - the guy was picking his own figers up becasue he had problems with grip. The security came on and took the raging 40 year old guy off, but not before he kicked his chair a few times and was swearing, everyone was just in awe....


Was once on a free Manchester bus, and some real crazy guy was just talking openly to himself as if he had an audience - talking about Aliens etc- he was actually rather funny but completely off his cakes.
 
I once saw a guy who kept "dropping" his teeth on to the head of the person sitting in front of him and then swallowed them back in to his mouth. he did this for the entire length of his journey unknown to the guy sitting in front. It was revolting. reminded me of alien
 
LeonT said:
Right hold on,

Two lads in the back of your taxi, having a j arthur? Didn't you tell them to stop? :confused::confused:

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would you want to go there?

i made good progress to their destination then off for a full valet. funnily enough not long after that i got rid of my octavia :)
 
Since I've got a car I no longer use public transport unless I'm on a night out. I can't think of any specific examples with the exception of the usual "chavs playing crap music at the back of the bus"

What I find weird is my other half... on public transport she doesn't talk at all, about anything, she just sits there, I find it really strange because I always talk on buses or trams, I don't see any reason not to, unless you plan to talk about your sex life.

What I can't stand is people eating eachothers faces in public lol
 
The most bizarre thing I saw on the train was on the Waterloo to Teddington line in the year 1998. It was a late train, not very busy and a really drunk young man was sitting in my carriage with an open galvanized bucket of liquid nitrogen and a balloon. He kept putting the balloon into the bucket, where it shrank to a fraction of the size, and then pulling it out and waving it around until it regained it's normal size. All the time he was giggling maniacally. He must have horrible cold burns in the morning because he had no gloves and was sloshing it about all over the place.
 
Sadly this story is about me. :(

I was coming back from buying some booze for a party. It was about a 15 minute walk but I was feeling lazy so I caught the bus. I was carrying a crate of beer and it was quite heavy. So the bus comes and I get on. I put the crate of beer down and slapped my Oyster onto the reader. What I didn't realise at the time was that it had been raining earlier and the floor of the bus was damp. When I heaved the box up the damp bottom gave way. Bottles of beer went flying everywhere and smashed all over the floor. There was a literal wave of beer that flowed down the bus. The bus driver was not impressed. :o
 
TommyV said:
In bristol we have a 'legend' in that respect, those from Bristol may know him;

Description;

- A black fella maybe around 30-35
- Wears VERY odd costumes at random times of the day
- ALWAYS has roller blades on his feet
- Is usually found on the A38, just past the M5 junction which heads into Almondsbury/Alveston areas on the path, either side of the road

He has been there for years, would be funny if someone else from this board has seen him before, it's all very bizarre :)
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I think I've seen him before :eek:
Black guy with rollerblades, on the side of the A38 in Almondsbury.
We were stopped at traffic lights so got a good view of him, he was doing a weird dance thing while waving around a piece of rope!

Edit: No costume though. Maybe a few rasta clothes but that's it.
 
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Dj_Jestar said:
I only rage on public transport.
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Me too. People are too stupid in the morning.

1) The train is clearly late and busy because the previous one was cancelled. There is room in the aisle but no one moves down to fill the space and let others on. (Until I asked and of course there were sighs) :rolleyes:

2) In order to let people get off of the train (and give yourselves more room) and let others on... don't you think it would be a good idea to get out of the way and get off the train to let them off?? :confused:

Stupid people.

BB x
 
I've never seen anything amusing, but I've seem some sights.

I've seen a man get up from his seat, have a wee in the corner of the tube carriage then get back in his seat as if nothing was unusual about it.

On the last train home on from London on New Years Eve I saw a very drunk lad vom into a carrier bag, then just lobbed the bag out the door at the next stop!!
 
Spike_UK said:
I've seen a man get up from his seat, have a wee in the corner of the tube carriage then get back in his seat as if nothing was unusual about it.
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On overground, I saw someone lift up one of the seats and wee into the hollow part underneath as if it were a urinal... :rolleyes: They then tried to replace the seat which got a bit messy.

This was on a Friday night Vomit Comet, heading home.
 
I have a strange sense of humour so sometimes the stony faces of people on public transport tickles me and then it's a struggle to not laugh. Another thing that amused me the other week was a couple people got on the bus wearing chain mail and swords, I thought to myself "where are their horses?", then the thought of horses tied to the roof of the bus set me off.

Like I said, strange sense of humour and easily amused :)
 
Tobeornottobe said:
The most bizarre thing I saw on the train was on the Waterloo to Teddington line in the year 1998. It was a late train, not very busy and a really drunk young man was sitting in my carriage with an open galvanized bucket of liquid nitrogen and a balloon. He kept putting the balloon into the bucket, where it shrank to a fraction of the size, and then pulling it out and waving it around until it regained it's normal size. All the time he was giggling maniacally. He must have horrible cold burns in the morning because he had no gloves and was sloshing it about all over the place.
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Ok, I think I know who this person was. He worked at the NPL in Teddington, which is where the bucket of liquid nitrogen would have come from. I'll find out who it was :p
 
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