Work in a SPAR and can confirm prices. We have some serious queues in the daytime though.
82p for a packet of Hula Hoops?
This is madness!
This is madness? No! This is SPAR-ta!!!
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Why do you do this?
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What, the dot?
It's actually a tiny picture of a white mid-priced saloon car against a moody snowy backdrop.
Might need to get a magnifying glass to truly appreciate it's awesomeness though.
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Yes.
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Serves you right for buying Hula Hoops.
Everybody knows that Pom Bear are THE crisps to have when Real McCoys are nowhere to be seen.
Everybody knows that Pom Bear are THE crisps to have when Real McCoys are nowhere to be seen.
Going to my Spar now to buy a few things. I will check their crisps line and report back. BRB (be right back) 5-10 minutes.

Thanks for the clarification of 'BRB'...![]()
They're suitable for the under sevens and people without teeth.
LOL (laugh out loud).