Forever alone on Valentines Day

4T5 · 13 Feb 2012 at 10:55

I quite fancy the Doris in the Mauve top.

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Rubber Doris for the Win.

SKYNHEDD · 13 Feb 2012 at 10:57

WTF?!

I thought she was real.... lol.

That changes nothing for me though, I still would.

[FnG]magnolia · 13 Feb 2012 at 11:01

Is that pic taken from the same SA thread I think it is? Real dolls and their owners : absolute comedy gold (also terrifying on scales you thought unimaginable).

Nitefly · 13 Feb 2012 at 11:05

4T5 said:
My Doris wants to come round = MW3 access denied.

4T5 said:
I quite fancy the Doris in the Mauve top. +

Rubber Doris for the Win.

DORIS

This is a terrible word, please stop

the shadow · 13 Feb 2012 at 11:06

I found it looking here http://hardforum.com/showthread.php?t=1639503&page=4

[FnG]magnolia · 13 Feb 2012 at 11:10

Yeah, it's been taken from SA and is one of several threads aimed at the weird guys who own Real Dolls. It's a great pic in a very troubling way. Notice how each of them is holding the hand of his doll.

Nitefly · 13 Feb 2012 at 11:11

[FnG]magnolia;21254834 said:
Yeah, it's been taken from SA and is one of several threads aimed at the weird guys who own Real Dolls. It's a great pic in a very troubling way. Notice how each of them is holding the hand of his doll.

Yeah, it is very disturbing.

4T5 · 13 Feb 2012 at 11:11

Nitefly said:
This is a terrible word, please stop

Irl we call them Chuck Norris as in Chuck Norris Doris.

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Subliminal Aura · 13 Feb 2012 at 11:13

WTF !

You made me google " life like sex dolls " ... Apparently 6 grand a pop... There's even a shemale option - FACEPALM

the shadow · 13 Feb 2012 at 11:17

The Guy at the back is too fussy he doesn't like the blonde Doris

Subliminal Aura · 13 Feb 2012 at 11:18

the shadow said:
The Guy at the back is too fussy he doesn't like the blonde Doris

No, looks like she's single ... Get in there

anything I don't mind · 13 Feb 2012 at 11:21

I saw picture of some asian guys having a picnic in a park with their dolls.

Found the picture,

bluDawg · 13 Feb 2012 at 11:28

WFT...

TehBluebear · 13 Feb 2012 at 11:30

Forever alone

Not had much luck in recent years tbh. Plenty of Fish profile isn't exactly full of mails from hot girls either.

RomanNose · 13 Feb 2012 at 11:32

After your lover has gone you will still have PEANUT BUTTER!

Cosimo · 13 Feb 2012 at 11:37

the shadow said:
The Guy at the back is too fussy he doesn't like the blonde Doris

The brunette Doris seems to be enjoying whatever he is doing to her.

Cosimo · 13 Feb 2012 at 11:40

4T5 said:
Irl we call them Chuck Norris as in Chuck Norris Doris. +

So the solution for these lonely OcUKers is to get themselves Chuck Norris in for a romantic evening tomorrow night.

4T5 · 13 Feb 2012 at 11:44

simulatorman said:
So the solution for these lonely OcUKers is to get themselves Chuck Norris in for a romantic evening tomorrow night.

Satisfaction guaranteed.

Lightnix · 13 Feb 2012 at 12:03

It's fine, I'll make up for it on pancake day.