What injuries have you had?

Used to suffer fits so have had lots of xrays on my head over the years.
Fractured my right wrist playing rugby.
Have 2 stud mark scars on my shin, from when some nutter tried to break my leg in football.
Badly bruised gonads writing off my motorbike :(

Latest injury I was ****ed off in work and slammed a steel door shut, forgetting my other hand was on the steel frame. Luckily only caught my index finger.
 
Sprained knee like 10 times
Multiple times twisted my ankle real bad
Tones of bruses cuts
Broken middle finger

thats about it :-)
 
Broke Toes
Broke Fingers/Thumbs.
Did some **** to my skull kinda dented it >_> - Don't go down a quarry on a bike without a helmet...
And ****ed up both of my knees and still struggle from them (down to the bike accident)
 
Never broken anything, well...
Twisted my knees, both of them on separate occasions.
By twisted I mean the lower part of my leg was separated from the top of my leg. Quite bad damage to my left knee ligaments but they repaired reasonably well. Can still play golf at least.
I've an unknown quantity of scars all over from things I don't know about :(.
 
I got KO'd in a car crash when I was 11. Woke up 30 minutes later in an ambulance. Lost 2 teeth and needed 10 stitches and that was with wearing the seat belt. Fairly fast recovery though - only needed 2 days off school and the weekend to be school-ready again.
 
I got hit in the nose with a cricket bat, broke it.
Broke my leg climbing over a gate as a child.

Thats about it

Strangely, I hate hearing about people breaking their toes by stubbing them on something. As it hurts so much to do it, without it breaking. The thought of doing it so hard it breaks makes me cringe =\
 
All of my injuries have been in the last few years.

Broken finger
Chipped bone in my left knee that I found out about a year later
Tendinitus / muscle damage around right knee. 2 years to recover.
Took the skin off my knee/shin which got infected. Weeks of stingy showers.
Muscle damage around left elbow
Currently recovering from muscle damage around my left knee that I did last summer.
 
I've only ever had one break, but boy was it an awkward one.

Broke my collar bone about 10 years ago. Not exactly the most serious injury, but it did make life very difficult. Couldn't get comfortable to sleep, or move my arms etc without pain.

Basically anything that involved moving my shoulders resulted in immense pain, it was horrible :(

Not to mention the bandage they use, referred to as the figure of 8 I think, was extremely uncomfortable.
 
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naefeart said:
This is all very Leathal Weapon 3 isn't it?

I chopped the top of my thumb off years ago.

It grew back.
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Well, I've been waiting 41 years for these to grow back,
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you have given me hope! :p
 
Broken leg
Broken arm
Torn ligaments
Dislocated shoulder
Head wound
And my favourite - fly larvae gestating behind my eyeball.
 
Bilateral Total Hip Replacement.

Left (23/12/2009) Right (30/12/2009) I don't recommend spending Christmas and new years in the hospital.

Not my x-ray, but looks exactly the same.

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Dimple said:
You win :eek:
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Lol i wouldn't say i won particularly! gonna have quite a few issues in later life.

I actually had broken ribs and a bruised lung from a snowboarding accident in france when i crashed the car.

Theres not really much to protect you when you crash a 1960s car sideways into a tree.

and the way you survive it, happen to have an A&E crash accident specialist on holiday following you up the road.
 
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