So there i was, 27 minutes past 3 in the morning, cold, wet and wearing only the harry potter boxer shorts i had managed to grab on the way out of the house. Even the foxes ran away when they caught my scent.
I crouched down behind a hedge in a gravel covered garden as the cop car rolled by, i don't think the occupants saw me. 2 quick taps on the screen of my smartphone and i was prowling for nearby wireless hotspots, preferably unsecured but in reality it didn't matter, i could get past anything.
I quickly found one with a strong connection, it was named 'GDH75' which meant nothing to me and so i connected. Immediately i begun downloading data like there was no tomorrow. Credit card details, emails, business meetings, photos, everything was mine for the taking. A slight twinge of guilt brushed over me but i shrugged it off when i saw the crown jewel appear on the screen infront of me...