Girlfriend finds other guy more attractive.

Mrs Dimple has seen many 'Dream Guys' in our 38 years together but she knows where her bread is buttered (and vice versa).
Although she has give me permission to stray if ever Amanda Holden, Carol Vorderman or Lorraine Kelly come knocking on my door and I've give her permission if Robbie Williams or Gary Barlow come knocking.
 
Find out his name. Next time you're about to 'do it's ask her to call you by his name. If she says 'OK!' And is really excited or enthusiastic, dump her, but only after smashing her REAL back door in. If she says that would be weird then maybe she regrets what she said or it was just a flippant comment. Maybe.
 
Dimple said:
Mrs Dimple has seen many 'Dream Guys' in our 38 years together but she knows where her bread is buttered (and vice versa).
Although she has give me permission to stray if ever Amanda Holden, Carol Vorderman or Lorraine Kelly come knocking on my door and I've give her permission if Robbie Williams or Gary Barlow come knocking.
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Lorraine Kelly? Have a word with yourself man. :eek:
 
My response would have been instantly

"Well **** off to him then"

Yes I would have probably regretted it afterwards, but hearing that. I dont think I could have controlled what I said.
 
he probably is more attractive than you.. just settle with the fact you look like a smashed potato and cling to the one chance at mild happiness with someone who thinks you look like swamp things twin..
 
LOL OP has trolled all ya'll:p:D

If it is true then OP needs to grow some balls and pride and walk away but seeing as he hasnt replied back...id say trollworthy post:p
 
Spawn said:
LOL OP has trolled all ya'll:p:D

If it is true then OP needs to grow some balls and pride and walk away but seeing as he hasnt replied back...id say trollworthy post:p
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I love how you tell us all we're being trolled and then give a reply just in case it might be true :D
 
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