What the FLIP IS A LONG WEIGHT AND left handed screwdriver

[craarc]

go and get me some instant water

 

[Reeve]

obvious troll is obvious.

Did you manage to see the sky hooks?

Sky hooks do exist

 

[The Halk]

Does this pretty much settle it that all the other threads from him were troll threads?

 

[Rich_L]

Lol

Tomorrow you need to fetch a replacement bubble for the spirit level

 

[Tute]

Asked a purple shirt employee once for some wireless network cable.

They got a manager involved looking for it as well.

 

[Disco Boy]

I still can't work out if you actually fell for the oldest two in the book or if you just be trollin'

 

[The Halk]

I still can't work out if you actually fell for the oldest two in the book or if you just be trollin'

Given that he's admitted trolling in the thread I don't know that I'd hire you to be Captain Obvious.

 

[Sefirosu]

Time to fetch a glass banhammer.

 

[Ollie1132]

Asked a purple shirt employee once for some wireless network cable.

They got a manager involved looking for it as well.

ahahahahahah... made my day xD

 

[Castiel]

Did you get the rubber nails for the rubber mallet?

 

[ThatAsianGuy]

I must say i am flattered to be the troll, but i was serious i am a noob to this industry Jargon

 

[cm1179]

Did you manage to see the sky hooks?

but you can get sky hooks........

 

[Muzza1875]

lol op

When i was in the army at the young age of sixteen i got told to fetch a key for the indoor grenade range from the guardroom, my platoon sergeant and section commander got a right larf out of me

 

[Idleman]

but you can get sky hooks........

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skyhook_(cable)

 

[WoZZeR]

Be a darling and fetch me a dozen welding spots from stores.

 

[panyan]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skyhook_(cable)

your url is broken:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skyhook_(cable)

 

[LOAM]

Long weights are usually next to the tartan paint

 

[Dabbles]

While you're in stores can you ask the storeman for a short stand and a stripy paintbrush?

 

[Nightglow]

Did you manage to see the sky hooks?

When I started my first job 32 years ago, the assistant manager gave me about £200 petty cash, & told to go to a particular shop to buy sky hooks & a long weight.

Off I went to the shop, but it was closed, early closing day, so I using my brains, I went the builders merchant & spent the lot on about 40 or so pairs of sky hooks.

When I got back the assistant manager face was a sight to behold, & manager's even better, when I walked with these sky hooks, how he explained the spending of £200 I would like know.

 

[Greg0986]

The long weights prank was played on me when I was doing work experience. It was an IT office. As you can tell, not much got done that day.