Never been with a Chinese bird...

magick · 2 May 2012 at 23:16

joxang said:
Have got to be this ^ to post about it in GD straight afterwards. Either that, or aged 16 and an idiot (though kudos in that case for bagging a 23 year old !).

You obviously dont know who i am. im 35. dont even own a pc any more. baby sitting some dogs while my parents away and passed this hot chinese girl and went oput and brought her back to said house.

TurnipHead · 2 May 2012 at 23:17

It's only 11pm. I would have 'been on dat' all night.

Jk, I only last 30 seconds.

joxang · 2 May 2012 at 23:18

magick said:
You obviously dont know who i am. im 35. dont even own a pc any more. baby sitting some dogs while my parents away and passed this hot chinese girl and went oput and brought her back to said house.

No wai, I don't know who some random dude on the internet is? Well if you're 35 then lol tbh

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magick · 2 May 2012 at 23:19

joxang said:
No wai, I don't know who some random dude on the internet is? Well if you're 35 then lol tbh .

Dude im a legend on these forums but not for picking chicks up./

Malevolence · 2 May 2012 at 23:20

magick said:
But i Talked her into coming round mine for an hour.

That no long time.

[FnG]magnolia · 2 May 2012 at 23:21

When she realises the mistake she's made she's gonna be all like :

MrViper · 2 May 2012 at 23:21

only a few months till he posts that he is a dad

The Halk · 2 May 2012 at 23:23

MrViper said:
only a few months till he posts that he is a dad

Erm, the human gestation period is about 9 months, you're perhaps thinking of pumas.

Chinese people are not pumas.

horrorwood · 2 May 2012 at 23:24

magick said:
You obviously dont know who i am. im 35. dont even own a pc any more. baby sitting some dogs while my parents away and passed this hot chinese girl and went oput and brought her back to said house.

That sounds believable.

The Halk · 2 May 2012 at 23:26

Ah, calm down thread. He's clearly had a bit of fun and wants to share his warm feelings. Sometimes this forum goes too far with people clambering over each other to crucify someone.

Redz · 2 May 2012 at 23:27

Well done! Ignore the green-eyed monsters.

Luke · 2 May 2012 at 23:30

magick said:
Dude im a legend on these forums but not for picking chicks up./

You're something, but it's not a legend I'm afraid.

David_VI · 2 May 2012 at 23:30

pics or it didn't happen..

The Halk · 2 May 2012 at 23:32

Redz said:
Well done! Ignore the green-eyed monsters.

That's a bit racist tbh...

Begbie · 2 May 2012 at 23:34

Congrats.............................

I shall not share my experience here, it was rather horrid

LOAM · 2 May 2012 at 23:34

I hope you wore a (tinfoil) hat

Redz · 2 May 2012 at 23:35

The Halk said:
That's a bit racist tbh...

Ok. monsters of any iris colour, skin tone and political or religious persuasion.

Killerkebab · 3 May 2012 at 00:01

Have some stars!

AndyT · 3 May 2012 at 00:08

Me neither. Well done?

Lol, at school we all thought asian ladies had sideways you know what's... Silly boys

magick · 3 May 2012 at 00:20

AndyT said:
Me neither. Well done?

Lol, at school we all thought asian ladies had sideways you know what's... Silly boys

You know the ironic thing. She told me earlier from a distance all europeans looks the same. I said you know thats what europeans say about orientals and she just laughed.