Odd perceptions of human body types.

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OK,

I've noticed after reading some reviews of "The Avengers" & noticed quite a number of references to Scarlett Johansson character being "fat with a huge behind" - have I entered an alternate universe or something in which the goalposts have been moved to extreme levels?.
 
You have indeed, I thought the film was worth 10/10 for that scene alone where she is talking to Loki and that's all you can see.
 
Wow... so now anyone who isn't annorexic (sp?) is considered fat... that's just crazy.

If I had my pick... I would always go for the likes of Scarlett Johansson / Jessica Biel before the likes of Keira Knightley
 
My friends and I were saying how the reason she's so hot is that she actually has squidgy bits in the expected places, which is unusual for a Hollywood type.

She's lovely.

As far as those comments go, you can rest assured they're all made by acne-riddled perma virgins who have never and will never have the pleasure of anyone's squidgy bits, so haven't worked out that they're the best bit yet.
 
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My friends and I were saying how the reason she's so hot is that she actually has squidgy bits in the expected places, which is unusual for a Hollywood type.



I think that's the problem. A generation of anorexic Hollywood stars who eat a celery stick every other Tuesday has conditioned a generation of viewers to assume that not only is that stick figure normal, but that it's perfection. I know everyone has different tastes in body size on women, but she is still towards the thinner end, just not a stick insect. I would until something fell off.


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Glad to see that GD hasn't also been switched in this alternate universe I woke up in this morning...
 
Wtf? I saw it last night and I'd say her "behind" looked quite flat!

Edit: Before the nerds attack me, I meant to say 'compared with other times I've seen her'. :p
 
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The scene at the start, with her tied to the chair.

Oof.

Yep

So, much fat

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OP: People are ridiculous nowadays, you're only hot if you're a size 6 or something
 
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