How to pick up women

StoutMeister · 13 May 2012 at 23:25

Castiel said:
I'm still confused, is it POKEMON or POKEMYMUM.....

His mother of course.

PardonTheWait · 13 May 2012 at 23:26

ThatAsianGuy said:
That wasent you talking it was the booze, just go sleep mate lol you will realised what you wrote when you wake up

It was me talking.

I wonder why the ones in America are better than our ones when I'm sober too.

King Damager · 13 May 2012 at 23:26

PardonTheWait said:
That came out a bit racist. Wasn't supposed to.

A BIT?!

'asian type slitty eye people'

Some of these are awful, but some are quite amusing xD

kd

PardonTheWait · 13 May 2012 at 23:27

I meant asian type slitty eye people as opposed to asian type curry people.

Although to be fair I think the asian type curry people in America are better than our ones too.

Castiel · 13 May 2012 at 23:31

PardonTheWait said:
It was me talking.

I wonder why the ones in America are better than our ones when I'm sober too.

Bigger budget, better weather, and transfats.

PardonTheWait · 13 May 2012 at 23:32

They have a budget?

G-MAN2004 · 13 May 2012 at 23:32

PardonTheWait said:
I meant asian type slitty eye people as opposed to asian type curry people.

THAT'S RAYSAY

Narj · 13 May 2012 at 23:33

This is better:

Top work!

Castiel · 13 May 2012 at 23:34

PardonTheWait said:
They have a budget?

Yanks have a budget for everything.....it's how they measure how good something is.

[FnG]magnolia · 13 May 2012 at 23:35

ThatAsianGuy said:
In my life

Ah, so you are self-aware. That actually made me laugh.

Tell us about you not being as terrible a person as you appear.

Castiel · 13 May 2012 at 23:36

[FnG]magnolia;21911198 said:
Ah, so you are self aware

nope, he has a ghost writer.......

ThatAsianGuy · 13 May 2012 at 23:41

[FnG]magnolia;21911198 said:
Ah, so you are self-aware. That actually made me laugh.

Tell us about you not being as terrible a person as you appear.

Im such a nice person when i fap to my friends mom facebook profile pictures, i DONT poke her,

MissChief · 14 May 2012 at 01:38

Reads thread title. Imagines this.

Cosimo · 14 May 2012 at 09:01

Classic let down in my life.

Redz · 14 May 2012 at 14:21

MissChief said:
Reads thread title. Imagines this.

Reads reply. Clicks link and is reminded of this

mrk · 14 May 2012 at 14:27

Redz said:
Reads reply. Clicks link and is reminded of this

Reads reply, imagines this

opethdisciple · 14 May 2012 at 15:22

I find picking up woman is easy.......... when they like you. :rolleyes:

Then its just a matter of playing your hands correctly and you should fine.

Chris-.- · 14 May 2012 at 15:41

You should put your arm under her leg and your other arm behind her to support her back, or just go full out bear hug.

GravyMonster · 14 May 2012 at 15:44

mrk said:
Reads reply, imagines this

Reads reply, wants to now do this

MissChief · 15 May 2012 at 02:53

Page 2 of thread delivers far better than page 1!

How to pick up women

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