Little does he realise that the tin foil hat actually increases the rate at which hair is lost.To hide the bald spot.
we were masters in copping off with the underwear section of a Littlewoods catalogue.
Incorrect fitting hats such as baseball caps, synthetic shampoos and hairstyling products and finally stress.
Chas and Willy's baldness is down to inbreeding, right?
And I bet the other one is glad he isn't a product of said inbreeding.
Heir today, gone tomorrow.
We wear less hats than we used to.
Women use far more hair products and there's no real issue there.
Stress seems more likely though?
Hugely increased amounts of masturbation. Srsly.
EDIT: I should clarify - this isn't completely a joke post. Orgasm causes transient conversion of testosterone to dihydrotestosterone, the compound implicated in genetically linked hair loss, but the conversion is very transient (measured in minutes).
At the moment, conventional wisdom is that there's no effect, but then again there's been no solid research done on a possible link.
I noticed on facebook a while ago that nearly everyone I went to school with has significant balding or receding hairlines starting in their early/mid twenties?! Doesn't seem normal.
I think it might be heavy drinking messing up the estrogen levels or something?
Or bad diet? Something in the water (birth control pill chemicals)?
What is causing all this baldness? Prince William is a good example:
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.![]()
Genetics. Thats all it is. You are a slave to your genes.