How to protect your home and your self from hostiles. Offiicial thread!!!

I have bought 2 of everything I own, put one lot into storage and the other into the house - so if I am burgled, the joke's on them, as the *actual* valuables are sat pristine and unused in Unit 428, Big Yellow Self Storage, Rodney Road. I will never tell anyone that the password is Mrs F33lG00d's birthday...
 
Dr F33lG00D said:
I have bought 2 of everything I own, put one lot into storage and the other into the house - so if I am burgled, the joke's on them, as the *actual* valuables are sat pristine and unused in Unit 428, Big Yellow Self Storage, Rodney Road. I will never tell anyone that the password is Mrs F33lG00d's birthday...
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I've been stalking you for a long time, and today is payday. Hahaha. I'm rich!
 
Looks like the jokes on both of you, because ACTUALLY, both the belongings in the house AND the Srorage lockup are decoys. I actually live in a bivouac in the garden, with minimal Personal possessions (I don't seem to be able to afford anything else!)

So how bloody silly do you both feel now!?
 
arekgreenman888 said:
We live in a world of many dangerous people. So i protect my home in UK:

- 2 locks
- alarm
- strategically placed equalizers.


In USA.

- steel reinforced door with dead bolts locking from inside. The kind of steel door that a police ram wont open in 1 hour and or even direct RPG hit.

- bullet proof windows with inside steel shutters that will withstand AK 47 fire.
- 1911 with 4 clips under my bed from pillow side and ak 47 with 4 clips.
- 12 gauge by the door.

How about you?
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Jesus christ, bit over the top on the american side dont you think? xD
You put me to shame, but then again, everyone on my street knows each and we do look out for one another. As for my own home, Standard lock and one of the steel bolts you lock from the inside, and if the worst case happens, i have a steel bat under my bed... ummmmm for sports and stuff! :p
 
TheIrishGuy said:
Jesus christ, bit over the top on the american side dont you think? xD
You put me to shame, but then again, everyone on my street knows each and we do look out for one another. As for my own home, Standard lock and one of the steel bolts you lock from the inside, and if the worst case happens, i have a steel bat under my bed... ummmmm for sports and stuff! :p
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Dont think its over the top Irish. You guys get bombs put under your cars on weekly basis. BTW do you have picture of "steel bolts you lock from the inside". I would like to improve my security.
 
I have this:

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Unfortunately, this is how he spends most of his time.
 
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I personally rely on a post it note attached to my door which says:
"I have worked hard to earn the valuable goods stored in my house. Please do not steal my 48inch plasma, my £1k computer or my priceless collection of Ming vases."

It's worked so far!
 
I have also taken advice from that famous Home Defence Expert of the 90's; Mr Macaulay Culkin... But had to miss out on several vital components due to not living in a 7 bedroom middle-class mansion in suburbia...
 
Rambo with m60 for the front door and Chuck Norris for the rear door. Chuck wanted the front door but he managed to kill 7 postmen, 3 milkmen and a Goose in one week so I swapped him around. Also got a ED-209 in my garage if anyone tries to take my car.
 
chriscubed said:
This thread is still alive?

I personally rely on a post it note attached to my door which says:
"I have worked hard to earn the valuable goods stored in my house. Please do not steal my 48inch plasma, my £1k computer or my priceless collection of Ming vases."

It's worked so far!
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Which place do you live? California, Beverley hills?
 
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