Tell us a secret

Ahleckz · 27 May 2012 at 15:07

ElliorR said:
Whenever I post my full name on forums I usually get asked

"oh are you the drummer in <famous band>?"

Since no hot chicks have ever asked me, with the offer of sleeping with them, I just say no.

Why ElliorR then, Pete?

Narj · 27 May 2012 at 15:09

Thread will be fail if contributions are not anonymous.

ElliorR · 27 May 2012 at 15:09

It was a typo of ElliotR as in Elliot Reid, Sarah Chalke, from Scrubs.

Lima · 27 May 2012 at 15:11

I can count to schwifty five.

Tefal · 27 May 2012 at 15:15

ElliorR said:
It was a typo of ElliotR as in Elliot Reid, Sarah Chalke, from Scrubs.

You like to pretend you're a pretty blond girl? :confused:

ElliorR · 27 May 2012 at 15:19

Tefal said:
You like to pretend you're a pretty blond girl?

You like to pretend you're a manufacturer of cookware?

Tefal · 27 May 2012 at 15:20

ElliorR said:
You like to pretend you're a manufacturer of cookware?

the ****ing toaster stole my name!

sparky05084 · 27 May 2012 at 15:26

I once crashed a ship into a rock.

ElliorR · 27 May 2012 at 15:33

I once had 15 points on my licence without being banned.

robgmun · 27 May 2012 at 15:36

I think my gf teenage (Don't worry she legal) cousin is hawt, and if she offered herself i would find it almost impossible to refuse

4T5 · 27 May 2012 at 15:40

To much to list.

Nitefly · 27 May 2012 at 15:44

Whatever you do...

... don't tell anyone :eek:

Saundie · 27 May 2012 at 15:44

robgmun said:
I think my gf teenage (Don't worry she legal) cousin is hawt, and if she offered herself i would find it almost impossible to refuse

So the cousin isn't legal?!

Tefal · 27 May 2012 at 15:45

Nitefly said:
Whatever you do...

... don't tell anyone

Don't worry we all know you killed that hooker in Reno.

cainer · 27 May 2012 at 15:45

cant find a link to Owen McLove's 'terrible secret' from Father Ted

PermaBanned · 27 May 2012 at 15:47

PianoBasher said:
Thread will be fail if contributions are not anonymous.

This. Although it would probably get deleted before too long if they were, but still

youdsy · 27 May 2012 at 15:49

robgmun said:
I think my gf teenage (Don't worry she legal) cousin is hawt, and if she offered herself i would find it almost impossible to refuse

im afraid we will need a picture of her or link to her facebook asap.

UncleRuckus · 27 May 2012 at 15:52

http://www.grouphug.us/confessions/4399699800

I'm 20 years old and I watch My Little Pony when I'm sad.

Hahaha I bet he "clops" too.

robgmun · 27 May 2012 at 16:45

Saundie said:
So the cousin isn't legal?!

Sorry you quoted it and you still didn't read it? wow, fail!

Sefirosu · 27 May 2012 at 16:55

I had your gran last night.