Has this ever happened to you before (guys)?!

Jamsames said:
should have swung it around the place mid stream to assert your dominance, spreading urine everywhere like a cat.

that way anyone who walks in there will know a man has been there
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DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS!!
 
Not read the thread, but I sit... I'm a man and I always sit unless in a rush.

Solves ALL problems, no rush, #2's if you need to... Much comfier and some time in silence lol.

I might be very weird, but I have always sat down. Very rarely stand up.
 
I have to sit when i'm drunk..

I've never noticed anyone watching while I've been to a urinal in public before though. How bizarre :confused:
 
I find it hard to pee infront of other males, i get pee envy :( HAHA- unless the drink is flowing and im on a night out in which case i am fine and don't give a hoot!
 
agnes said:
Not read the thread, but I sit... I'm a man and I always sit unless in a rush.

Solves ALL problems, no rush, #2's if you need to... Much comfier and some time in silence lol.

I might be very weird, but I have always sat down. Very rarely stand up.
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After spending over 1/2 a dozen years working on yachts, you're told to sit down to avoid any bad aiming ;) I must admit I do sit a lot, especially at home it's much more comfortable to sit, you can text, check an email or just relax for 30s. I'd never sit in a public loo though, and would only ever use the urinals.
 
Used to work in a factory and enjoyed a few of the female staff. One day i was at the urinal in the factory and one of the elder security guards joined me.

I felt his gaze, stopped peeing and asked him wtf he was doing? He replied

"It's not as big as i thought it was going to be".

I had no reply.
 
I've noticed that an unwritten rule has recently been added whereby it's perfectly acceptable to very audibly step on a duck whilst standing at a urinal.
 
timbob said:
One night in a bar/pub in Bedford I went to use the gents. It was an old style porcelain "trough" arrangement down one wall of a very narrow room - empty, so I went to the far end. Mid evacuation, two other guys came in and began their business. It crossed my mind that I was nearly done, and if they weren't quick, I'd have to do the "awkward squeeze" behind them...

What I didn't expect was for the two other guys to kiss each other quite so much, and begin... er... "extra curricular" activities!!

I decided blatant nonchalance was the order of the day so uttered a "scuse me chap" to the first guy, then they squeezed up a bit to let me out...
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Which bar/pub?

I tend to avoid the harper centre or near the corn exchange.

That's kind of odd! I always avoid going in Bedford if I can, gotta go there tonight though. :(
 
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I was in a quiet pub down south having dinner with the Mrs. walked into the bog and a guy was just zipping up.

I went to a uninal and started unzipping but i had a feeling of being watched..... I glanced over and the other guy was just stood looking at me, swaying a little -had a few to many..

I said hello and he said hi back but didn't stop looking, i'd not even got stated so i gave him a moment to get the hint.. 20 seconds later he's still there grinning at me so i asked him what the problem was.

"your that guy who likes wine and cheese arn't you?" was the reply...


"erm..... nope, never been here before or met you mate"

"blah, blah cheese & wine, see you before... do you like stilton?"

Me zips back up and gives up... Will try again later without the strange guy..


True story bro!
 
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