Tell us about the best thread you never posted

Castiel · 30 Jul 2012 at 00:28

Zefan said:
Poll: Which STIs have you had?
Poll: Which drugs have you taken?

I really would be interested to see the results.

Gonorrhoea and most stuff other than Heroin or Coke.

Zefan · 30 Jul 2012 at 00:30

The idea of them being polls was that they would be anonymous.... but ok

Castiel · 30 Jul 2012 at 00:34

Zefan said:
The idea of them being polls was that they would be anonymous.... but ok

Haha.....oops!!!

Cleeecooo · 30 Jul 2012 at 00:35

Can someone ease tell me who inkursion is and why he's banned?

[FnG]magnolia · 30 Jul 2012 at 00:39

He is a poster who got himself suspended for reasons which I'm sure make sense to him. That's kind of it.

I think he's cute and I wouldn't say that I wouldn't go to bed with him but if I did, it'd be amazing. He's that good. I imagine. Supple, too.

This was the best thread I never posted. Maybe I should.

Castiel · 30 Jul 2012 at 00:42

Cleeecooo said:
Can someone ease tell me who inkursion is and why he's banned?

He is a relatively new poster who seems to be a pretty angry young man and who cannot seem to get along with anyone.....he has spent most of his time either arguing in a not very friendly way or being suspended.......he seems particularly taken with Shayper and Mags....he had a pop at me a couple of times but seems to have gone onto bigger and better opponents....

Cleeecooo · 30 Jul 2012 at 00:42

I was expecting something more

ah well

Castiel · 30 Jul 2012 at 00:43

[FnG]magnolia;22451462 said:
He is a poster who got himself suspended for reasons which I'm sure make sense to him. That's kind of it.

I think he's cute and I wouldn't say that I wouldn't go to bed with him but if I did, it'd be amazing. He's that good. I imagine. Supple, too.

This was the best thread I never posted. Maybe I should.

I would lie to know why my life is not a Jennifer Aniston movie, although I would prefer a Jenna Jameson one if at all possible.....

Gerard · 30 Jul 2012 at 00:50

Castiel said:
I would lie to know why my life is not a Jennifer Aniston movie, although I would prefer a Jenna Jameson one if at all possible.....

So you'd like to be on the receiving end? :eek:

[FnG]magnolia · 30 Jul 2012 at 00:51

Castiel said:
I would lie to know why my life is not a Jennifer Aniston movie, although I would prefer a Jenna Jameson one if at all possible.....

Because rom-coms are a lie and to believe in them is to do a dis-service to yourself. I don't know who Jenna Jameson is and I don't care what my internet history says. I was washing it anyway so yeah.

Your life is not a Jennifer Aniston movie for the following reasons :

1. It probably won't work out if it isn't currently.
2. Your life is not 90 minutes of film.
3. He won't call and you shouldn't be together. Alternatively, she won't call and you shouldn't be together.
4. We were never on a break.
5. We don't deserve a happy ending (sic), we make our happy endings.
6. You should never settle. Jen settles a lot.

This is not the best thread I never posted.

Castiel · 30 Jul 2012 at 00:52

Gerard said:
So you'd like to be on the receiving end?

I'm after more a best supporting actor kind of deal....

Castiel · 30 Jul 2012 at 00:53

[FnG]magnolia;22451492 said:
Because rom-coms are a lie and to believe in them is to do a dis-service to yourself. I don't know who Jenna Jameson is and I don't care what my internet history says. I was washing it anyway so yeah.

Your life is not a Jennifer Aniston movie for the following reasons :

1. It probably won't work out if it isn't currently.
2. Your life is not 90 minutes of film.
3. He won't call and you shouldn't be together. Alternatively, she won't call and you shouldn't be together.
4. We were never on a break.
5. We don't deserve a happy ending (sic), we make our happy endings.
6. You should never settle. Jen settles a lot.

This is not the best thread I never posted.

Couldn't you just send Jenna Jameson over anyway........

LOAM · 30 Jul 2012 at 00:54

I don't think there's a day goes by when mid post I don't think "actually **** that" and close the tab. 75% of the time its just not worth it.

Robbo · 30 Jul 2012 at 01:08

'If you could instantly ban one person, who would it be?'

[FnG]magnolia · 30 Jul 2012 at 01:09

Robbo said:
'If you could instantly ban one person, who would it be?'

Maccy.

Hah, I'm only kidding.

I'm not.

PermaBanned · 30 Jul 2012 at 01:16

I would tell you, but the main reason i haven't posted these threads is that i've forgotten about them.

HamZilla · 30 Jul 2012 at 01:18

"Help! I've done a poo, what should I do?"

After seeing countless threads on what I perceive are certain people's first reaction in their quest to solve a problem, resolve a conundrum, fix a fault, overcome a crisis, is turning not just to the internet, and not the oracle that is Google, but .....OCUK.

Emphacy · 30 Jul 2012 at 01:21

Tom's Tea Thread.

A classic great british thread displaying the qualities of a great cup of tea.
Possibly a poll to determine which brand of Tea is most popular.

This came to me earlier when pondering if I should buy Yorkshire Tea or Twinings. The decision lasted around 22 minutes.

To put my decision into perspective I even downloaded a map to determine the regions of the hardest and softest water so I could buy tea accordingly.

I bought Yorkshire Tea for Hard Water.

Rameses · 30 Jul 2012 at 01:23

Magnolia that first paragraph where you do that 'this thread is terrible and awful' etc is becoming annoying. Stop it. :mad:

Also I suggest that General Discussion be renamed 'Magnolia's Musings'. It seems you're on a mission to start as many weird & wonderful titled threads possible!

[FnG]magnolia · 30 Jul 2012 at 01:31

Castiel said:
My Castiel's Ultimate Guide to Survival in The Wilderness Thread while I was writing it, it became apparent it was tl;dr material.......

I haven't forgotten about this, sir. Make it happen.