Xmas time is approaching, it's time to revive the thread of "annoying" things.
- microwavable food that does not list proper instructions for refrigerated and frozen, but instead falls back to "when cooking from frozen, adjust times accordingly". Accordingly to what? My experience? Look, luv, if I was Jamie Olivier I wouldn't be microwaving this <beep>, would I? So why don't you just <beep>ing tell me, you lazy <beep>, did I just pay £3.99 to be your research department?
Two more entries from me after 30 minute online shopping trip:
- That Popular Auction Place discontinuing asterisk searches.
Well, firstly, their search engine sucked as it was, especially when they discontinued old distance filters and introduced 100 character limit (so in popular searches involving electronics, you could no longer get rid off sellers pretending to be UK based and filter out keyword spamming [eg. sellers listing stuff like like "Used granny knickers not iphone, ipad, playstation"] via hundreds of "minus" flags.
At least back then, you could filter out most of the foreign language inflections with an '*' ie. "PS3 (contr*,kontr*) -(bat*,cab*,kab*,adapt*)" would search for PS3 controllers in most languages, while in the same time filtering out all battery packs, cable replacements and adapter junk. Now, when That Popular Auction Place search doesn't support asterisk searches and number of filters is limited to 100 characters, it's just utterly useless as you have to list every foreign language possibility singular and plural ie. -(cable,cables,kable,kabel,kabels,cabo,cabos,etc,etc). Why would you do this That Popular Auction Place, why, why, why. Why?.
- That "Forest Site" search. Oh my god. This is <beep> is 1990ies bad! You literally type "sony dab radio cd ipod dock" (presumably looking specifically for a DAB radio with CD player and iPod dock by a popular maker) and after one correct result it starts listing complete cobblers just vaguely related to single term of your search. Sometimes it is so crazy bad that you type specific gadget name or precise model number and on the same page search immediately deteriorates to results from gardening section and not even remotely related chachkies for kids. It's literally easier to use google with "inurl:" to search that site than rely on onsite engine. I don't understand how it's even remotely possible to write something so absolutely useless and broken and remain in business.